Ever had a parent "open up" to you with more info than you really wanted to hear?

[Squisher]

I'll go first.

I'm 51 and dad is 83. It's just the two of us over his house watching a football game a couple of weeks ago and the conversation turned to his time when he was stationed in Japan just days after the Japanese surrendered at the end of WWII. He starts telling me about all the guys having to squirt medicine in their own penises if they had unprotected sex at one of whore houses and how the squirt bulbs were kept in an alcohol bath so the medicine would burn the shit out of you from the little bit of alcohol left on the bulbs. And, how he and all the guys would be jumping up and down holding their peckers by the end to keep the medicine in and because it burned so much.

He never really talked about the war too much and I've never really pushed him to talk about it because I'm sure a lot of stuff happening during a war might make anyone uncomfortable to open up. So, here I am being made privy to events I've always been curious about when the talk turns the whore houses and I'm thinking, TMI! I've got to get outta here.

 

[dbk]

that's a cool story

 

[xSauronx]

yeah, on the one time a year it happens, my dad likes to find a way to mention he boned my mother.

*shudder*

 

[Riceninja]

my dad told me that my mom is really my aunt. (he got pics to prove too)

 

[txrandom]

Originally posted by: Riceninja
my dad told me that my mom is really my aunt. (he got pics to prove too)

Ha.

Did they have the clap?

 

[Goosemaster]

A real american hero that one...

 

[Nik]

My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik
My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

you should've offered to teach her. :Q

KIDDING!!!!! SO KIDDING!!!!!

but i think i owed you one. :evil:

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

you should've offered to teach her. :Q

KIDDING!!!!! SO KIDDING!!!!!

but i think i owed you one. :evil:

YIKES

 

[her209]

It was a real eye opener when I was around my parents, aunts, and uncles on a road trip, and all their conversations were extremely sexual in nature.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

you should've offered to teach her. :Q

KIDDING!!!!! SO KIDDING!!!!!

but i think i owed you one. :evil:

my god woman. how dare you bring incest into this and not have the cojones to carry it through.

 

[2Xtreme21]

My mom told us all one day she got her first period watching The Wizard of Oz. Dead silence for a good 10 seconds.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: her209
It was a real eye opener when I was around my parents, aunts, and uncles on a road trip, and all their conversations were extremely sexual in nature.

my parents and their brothers and sisters joke about the secret police that would come into their towns and make people disappear; also the gorillas. so disturbing.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
My mom told us all one day she got her first period watching The Wizard of Oz. Dead silence for a good 10 seconds.

I'm mel..... n/m

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you should've offered to teach her. :Q

They make videos for that kind of stuff nowadays, or so I heard.

 

[2Xtreme21]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
My mom told us all one day she got her first period watching The Wizard of Oz. Dead silence for a good 10 seconds.

I'm mel..... n/m

:laugh:

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

you should've offered to teach her. :Q

KIDDING!!!!! SO KIDDING!!!!!

but i think i owed you one. :evil:

my god woman. how dare you bring incest into this and not have the cojones to carry it through.

you could always pick up where i left off.

 

[mageslayer]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Nik
My mother and I were jokingly giving each other a hard time a few years ago. I told her "you suck!" and she goes "nope, I never learned."

*GAG*BARF*

you should've offered to teach her. :Q

KIDDING!!!!! SO KIDDING!!!!!

but i think i owed you one. :evil:

my god man. how dare you bring incest into this and not have the cojones to carry it through.

edited

 

[schneiderguy]

My uncle (64 years old) told me about the first threesome he had.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
My mom told us all one day she got her first period watching The Wizard of Oz. Dead silence for a good 10 seconds.

I'm mel..... n/m

:laugh:

i dont get it

 

[DomS]

I have a few!!

I was moving into an apartment that my dad owned. One of the female neighbors said hi to us as we were moving in. She was an ex-gf of his. He said 'yeah she's a bit on the wild side. She liked anal sex'. Then about 3 minutes later 'I dont.....you know like anal sex. In case you were wondering'.

That was fabulous

One from my mom:

Mom: "Well your dad said he thought he might be ready for a kid, at least when we talked about it. But you know I wanted a kid so that was that, I just stopped taking birth control"
Me: Wait...you didn't tell him?

Yeah, I was an accident of the worst variety!

 

[blackdogdeek]

mother: when you moved out did you take all your x-rated videos?
me (already hating this conversation): i don't think so
mother: i looked in your room but couldn't find any.
me: ...um uh um...
mother: could we borrow some of yours? your dad and i have watched ours so many times we've memorized them.
me: ...

 

[arrfep]

My pops told me about some naked pics he took with my real mom when she was pregnant with me.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: arrfep
My pops told me about some naked pics he took with my real mom when she was pregnant with me.

stellar :thumbsup:

 

[dbk]

Originally posted by: arrfep
My pops told me about some naked pics he took with my real mom when she was pregnant with me.

sure it wasn't his cousin?