Ever get the LAST parking spot in a Garage

[Freshgeardude]

well today, I had to go to the mall. now this is a 3 story garage but this floor was the main one. (have to go down stairs on floor 2) (floor 3 is outside and has no cover and it was raining)

I was searching lane through lane for a spot, going a little slowly to be cautious because of people. I was driving with my bro. all of a sudden he yells, (well just said loudly) go fast down this lane!

so I went, whatever. and saw a glorifying parking spot waiting for me. instantly put on a blinker. just as i was making sure I was clear to pull in. I see another car who was on the lane over and saw the spot before me and progressed to it. as I pulled in, I get the devils eyes on me, too late, I was already laughing my ass off.

as I walking in towards the store, I see the woman still circling for a spot. as she leaves a certain part of the garage, a car pulls out (she doesnt see) and then another car takes that spot. lmfao

epic paint skillz to show

red is other car. blue is me.

the little red mark is where the car was when I, the smaller blue mark pulled in. as you can see, the red car saw the spot while moving over to the lane.

mall entrance is on the bottom, middle lane.

so how about you! when have you felt this good!


CLIFFS:
stole the last parking spot from a woman, got evil eyes. still felt glorified.

 

[Jeff7]

Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

Selflessness is for chumps.

*grabs cookie and runs*

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

With that attitude you would never get a spot all day.

 

[Epic Fail]

But that woman doesn't have to draw a terrible paint job after she got home.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

Selflessness is for chumps.

*grabs cookie and runs*

NICE. :beer:🙂

+1 art points for the OP b/c he included a MSPAINT drawing.

On a side note, I will take whatever spot I see (not a handicap spot...you burn in hell for taking a HC spot if you're not HC'd). When I enter a parking lot, I NEVER try for the spots nearest the entrance to the mall/building/stadium. I start in the middle and work my way towards the back.

The car that was in front of me when I pulled into the lot, is invariably still circling the lot as I'm entering the building. 😛

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
well today, I had to go to the mall. now this is a 3 story garage but this floor was the main one. (have to go down stairs on floor 2) (floor 3 is outside and has no cover and it was raining)

I was searching lane through lane for a spot, going a little slowly to be cautious because of people. I was driving with my bro. all of a sudden he yells, (well just said loudly) go fast down this lane!

so I went, whatever. and saw a glorifying parking spot waiting for me. instantly put on a blinker. just as i was making sure I was clear to pull in. I see another car who was on the lane over and saw the spot before me and progressed to it. as I pulled in, I get the devils eyes on me, too late, I was already laughing my ass off.

as I walking in towards the store, I see the woman still circling for a spot. as she leaves a certain part of the garage, a car pulls out (she doesnt see) and then another car takes that spot. lmfao

epic paint skillz to show

red is other car. blue is me.

the little red mark is where the car was when I, the smaller blue mark pulled in. as you can see, the red car saw the spot while moving over to the lane.

mall entrance is on the bottom, middle lane.

so how about you! when have you felt this good!


CLIFFS:
stole the last parking spot from a woman, got evil eyes. still felt glorified.

Submit this post to the DMV.

It proves beyond a doubt you have a severe mental/psychological handicap, and therefore deserve a handicap parking pass.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

Selflessness is for chumps.

*grabs cookie and runs*

Heh heh, it's poisoned. You think I'd give away a perfectly good cookie?

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Or you could have been selfless and kindly given her the spot, but, whatever.

Selflessness is for chumps.

*grabs cookie and runs*

Heh heh, it's poisoned. You think I'd give away a perfectly good cookie?

Actually I felt bad and decided to be selfless. I gave the cookie to a little girl. Way to go, you killed an innocent little girl.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Leros
Actually I felt bad and decided to be selfless. I gave the cookie to a little girl. Way to go, you killed an innocent little girl.

I merely provided the poisoned cookie. It was your decision to give it to her.


Soon people will start yelling for cookie control laws. 🙁

 

[CatchPhrase]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
well today, I had to go to the mall. now this is a 3 story garage but this floor was the main one. (have to go down stairs on floor 2) (floor 3 is outside and has no cover and it was raining)

I was searching lane through lane for a spot, going a little slowly to be cautious because of people. I was driving with my bro. all of a sudden he yells, (well just said loudly) go fast down this lane!

so I went, whatever. and saw a glorifying parking spot waiting for me. instantly put on a blinker. just as i was making sure I was clear to pull in. I see another car who was on the lane over and saw the spot before me and progressed to it. as I pulled in, I get the devils eyes on me, too late, I was already laughing my ass off.

as I walking in towards the store, I see the woman still circling for a spot. as she leaves a certain part of the garage, a car pulls out (she doesnt see) and then another car takes that spot. lmfao

epic paint skillz to show

red is other car. blue is me.

the little red mark is where the car was when I, the smaller blue mark pulled in. as you can see, the red car saw the spot while moving over to the lane.

mall entrance is on the bottom, middle lane.

so how about you! when have you felt this good!


CLIFFS:
stole the last parking spot from a woman, got evil eyes. still felt glorified.

Submit this post to the DMV.

It proves beyond a doubt you have a severe mental/psychological handicap, and therefore deserve a handicap parking pass.

LOL

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: freshgeardude
well today, I had to go to the mall. now this is a 3 story garage but this floor was the main one. (have to go down stairs on floor 2) (floor 3 is outside and has no cover and it was raining)

I was searching lane through lane for a spot, going a little slowly to be cautious because of people. I was driving with my bro. all of a sudden he yells, (well just said loudly) go fast down this lane!

so I went, whatever. and saw a glorifying parking spot waiting for me. instantly put on a blinker. just as i was making sure I was clear to pull in. I see another car who was on the lane over and saw the spot before me and progressed to it. as I pulled in, I get the devils eyes on me, too late, I was already laughing my ass off.

as I walking in towards the store, I see the woman still circling for a spot. as she leaves a certain part of the garage, a car pulls out (she doesnt see) and then another car takes that spot. lmfao

epic paint skillz to show

red is other car. blue is me.

the little red mark is where the car was when I, the smaller blue mark pulled in. as you can see, the red car saw the spot while moving over to the lane.

mall entrance is on the bottom, middle lane.

so how about you! when have you felt this good!


CLIFFS:
stole the last parking spot from a woman, got evil eyes. still felt glorified.

Submit this post to the DMV.

It proves beyond a doubt you have a severe mental/psychological handicap, and therefore deserve a handicap parking pass.

Just his writing style (or lack of) shows that...

 

[mjrpes3]

Maybe he posted the message from his phone.