Ever been...

[Cristatus]

strip joint?

It's my first time tonight, dno what to expect. (just turned 20 though!).

It's a gift from my mates, but they have never been themselves.

(MODS: if this is unacceptable, pls delete it)

 

[Platypus]

'you can touch anything but the cookie jar, sweetie.'

 

[gar3555]

nakedness...and booze....that's about all you get...plus an empty wallet...

 

[chuckywang]

Why yes. Yes I have.

 

[95SS]

"There is no sex in the champagne room"

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Why yes. Yes I have.

 

[Anchor]

hahahahah you need a lot of money, and you don;t get any thing.

 

[FlyLice]

strips clubs are a rip off considering get that sht for free from gf

 

[alien42]

enjoy. i dont think ive ever had a bad time at da strip club. if you are smart (not stingy) and sit in the right spot, $30 to $40 can last for hours.

 

[yobarman]

Originally posted by: Jehovah

Originally posted by: chuckywang
Why yes. Yes I have.

It's a lot of fun when you're like 16-20... but you know, once you get older it kinda loses its appeal. Unless you start making a lot of money, then you can mess with the really classy broads.

 

[Sex Smurf]

Is it your birthday or something? Make sure the dj knows. . .they may even take you on stage.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: FlyLice
strips clubs are a rip off considering get that sht for free from gf

For free? HAH, good luck!

"Hey, baby. Can you pay for dinner, movies, and gas? Oh yeah, you want to give me a lapdance and get it on afterwards?"

 

[Darthvoy]

Go to the bank and exchange a 50 dollar bill for all ones...it all last you a long time and it will help you keep a girl

 

[kermalou]

take a condom with ya!!!!

 

[Dr. Detroit]

In Tijuana it's ok to touch!

Have a great time every time I go. Gets old after a while, after about an hr it's to go....

 

[Drakkon]

If they invite you back to their place or offer to have u take them back to yours...decline decline decline...

Nothing in the champagne room is worth it...

MAking friends with the waitress' can lead to a better time than trying to make freinds with the actual strippers 😀

 

[biostud]

When I was conscripted we regularly went to one thursday evenings.

(Actually it was the only disc in town 😛)

 

[Sex Smurf]

it's very entertaining just to watch how other guys (re)act to HAWT chicks approaching them.

Just buy yourself a $6 drink, sit back and laugh your ass off.

 

[Kev]

if you're going to a less classy joint, just remember to not make eye contact with the fat slobbish ones and they will leave you alone, usually.