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Ever Been to a Nude Beach?

I'm proud of my body and my manhood. However, there is no way I could walk around naked with nude women without getting a woody. Embarassing.
 
I've been to Orient Bay in St. Maarten. Let me tell you I have never wanted to see two 70-somethings in matching thongs before, but I did. I also didn't want to see the large number of overweight sunbathers. 😱🙁
 
I've been to Hedonism in Jamaica-mon......some fine chicks, but some old prunes, too. (note: I just walked through, wasn't naked myself, was staying next door at the Sandals resort)
 
I go to one all the time since I fish there for Striped Bass. Funny how these nude idiots vie for attention. Mostly men, they just come and stand not 8ft from you staring at you while fishing. Not only that, my friend took some pics at Baker Beach in SF and he discovered a nude guy trying to creep into the shot afterwards.
 
I remember when I was in the military and taking a humvee course we drove through a beach section down by San Onofre power plant, and there were a bunch of old naked people waving at us.
 
I've been to beaches in Europe. I don't think they're actually called "nude beaches," but there are quite a few women there who go topless.
 
my honeymoon was in boracay, on the third night we got drunk at a local club, hit the beach and everyone was naked

its a good thing everyone was drunk, i was the fat white guy with the hardon
 
Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Originally posted by: YetioDoom
Originally posted by: mwmorph
nothing special. it's actually mostly guys.
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haha, reminds me of the scene from Eurotrip.
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same. first image that popped in my mind. ugh the sausagefest still haunts me.
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I thought the "vandersexxx" thing was worse, but I can agree that I do not have any desire to see old men (or women) naked.
 
I've walked through one to get to Black's in La Jolla.
No big deal, except a lot of the guys are real weird. The women & kids are just normal, free, innocent.
 
Originally posted by: scott
I've walked through one to get to Black's in La Jolla.
No big deal, except a lot of the guys are real weird. The women & kids are just normal, free, innocent.
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Never been there, considering I live rather close to it.
 
Yep. In Germany, Italy, and Greece.

In Germany it's pretty much acceptable to go topless anywhere where there's sun and water. Full-blown nude beaches are designated FKK beaches for Frien Koerper Kultur or literally free body culture.
 
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