I joined a CS game once and went to grab a drink while it connected. I joined mid-match to start with, and my thirst caused me to sit at the CT spawn point ( cs_office) like a stooge.
Everyone else died, except FIVE T's. Buy time expired. I've got a USP and three clips. That's it.
Roommates: *point + laugh*
M4H: Well, f*ck, here goes nothing.
[UWNE]MercenaryForHire killed T1 with headshot from usp
[UWNE]MercenaryForHire killed T2 with mp5
[UWNE]MercenaryForHire killed T3 with AWP
[UWNE]MercenaryForHire killed T4 with headshot from knife
[UWNE]MercenaryForHire killed T5 with ak47
"Counter-terrorists win."
The whole next round was a huge, both-sides-involved discussion of whether or not I was hacking.
- M4H