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Ever been hit by your SO?

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My then girlfriend (now wife) once gave me a side kick in the stomach that knocked me backwards then onto and over her couch and onto the floor beyond. Really knocked the wind out of me and for a second I thought I had fractured a rib.

Of course at the time, I was wearing full pads and letting her practice Tae Kwan Do on me since she was taking one of her belt tests later on that week. 😉

In case you were wondering, I have no professional training. 😀
 
heh, slapping and trying to slap and flailing like a little monkey she was.

Just picked her up, threw her on the bed and said "please don't do that, you might hurt your hands"
 
No, not maliciously anyways..

got boffed in the eye a couple weeks ago, as were getting into bed, and adjusting the blankets, she smacked me good with an elbow. We rough and tumble a bit, but nothing serious, as I'm a bit afraid of hurting her.. she's not delicate or petite, but still...

Course, doesn't mean she won't get a swat on the ass every so often... 😀
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
I got into a fistfight with my SO once, over something pretty stupid... but seeing as how we're both guys, it seems somehow normal 😉
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?:shocked:
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Have you ever been assaulted by a bf/bf/husband/wife? Why?
Assaulted could mean slapped, punched, kicked, hit by their car, having a lamp thrown at you, etc..etc..
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that is actually battered. assault is a threat.

i got slapped on the ass
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I said I was sorry......... but you had to put me in jail :| 🙁

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
I got into a fistfight with my SO once, over something pretty stupid... but seeing as how we're both guys, it seems somehow normal 😉
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Gay men fight?




























JUST KIDDING. 😀
 
Was pissing off my wife (maybe we were engaged at the time... I forget) in the kitchen one day when she was making dinner. Well she had a nice idaho spud in her hadn (uncooked) and she just chucked it at me. Hit dead center on my breat bone from about 6ft away. It hurt.

Other than that I've given her 2 black eyes with my elbows rolling over in bed through the course of our marriage. UNINTENTIONAL I SWEAR.
 
Ex came at me once swinging. She had been drinking. Forget what she was mad over. So I just sort of tackled her and sat on her until she promised not to hit me... 🙂 Then she cried, apologized, and we both started laughing.

I had to slap a girl once though. It was a good friend's SO. She went at him with an electrical chord (you know the power chord on the back of your comp). We had all been drinking so I thought it was hilarious. Then she went at me with it. She swung it at me, and almost hit me. I said "If you hit me with that, I m going to hit you back" Then she wacked me with it. Then I slapped her, not 100%, but hard enough to make a point.

If you're good enough to give, you're good enough to take.
 
been slapped in the face, shirt ripped, kicked, punched...


she had issues...thats why she's the ex now ... and to think...i was engaged to her

i'm a dumbass
 
yes, i first started with a fireball. she avoided it by performing a jump kick. i then countered with a rising uppercut. she landed on her back but i was powerless to harm her even more. then she quickly got up while i was still walking towards her. she started with wave after wave of kicks so fast i couldn't even defend myself. as i regained by senses, i threw a fireball. again, she avoided it by jumping. but i was ready for such action. with a scream, i again performed a rising uppercut.
 
Originally posted by: jhu
yes, i first started with a fireball. she avoided it by performing a jump kick. i then countered with a rising uppercut. she landed on her back but i was powerless to harm her even more. then she quickly got up while i was still walking towards her. she started with wave after wave of kicks so fast i couldn't even defend myself. as i regained by senses, i threw a fireball. again, she avoided it by jumping. but i was ready for such action. with a scream, i again performed a rising uppercut.
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And then the fatality?
 
i had a girlfriend hit me once when we were wrastling around. she didn't mean to, but i played it up like it really hurt so she'd give me make-up sex.
 
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Have you ever been assaulted by a bf/bf/husband/wife? Why?
Assaulted could mean slapped, punched, kicked, hit by their car, having a lamp thrown at you, etc..etc..
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no, and if it did it happen it would only happen once.

 
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Well, I was lying on the couch one night, and my fiance thought it would be funny to sneak up on me.
I'll give her credit because she scared the hell out of me. Problem is, that I instinctivly reacted and ended up kicking her in the face before I knew what the hell happened. I realized it was her about halfway through the kick and tried to hold back.
She laughed/cried about it. Though she said it hurt, she was laughing because she scared me good enough to get that kind of reaction.
Needless to say, she has learned not to sneak up on me.
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I have something kinda like that.

my wife was watching a movie and laying on the couch. Well i snuck up and scared the crap out of her. While she didn't kick me in the face she did vomit all over me. :disgust:
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

What a weird reaction. 😛

LMAO
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Well, I was lying on the couch one night, and my fiance thought it would be funny to sneak up on me.
I'll give her credit because she scared the hell out of me. Problem is, that I instinctivly reacted and ended up kicking her in the face before I knew what the hell happened. I realized it was her about halfway through the kick and tried to hold back.
She laughed/cried about it. Though she said it hurt, she was laughing because she scared me good enough to get that kind of reaction.
Needless to say, she has learned not to sneak up on me.
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I have something kinda like that.

my wife was watching a movie and laying on the couch. Well i snuck up and scared the crap out of her. While she didn't kick me in the face she did vomit all over me. :disgust:
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ROFLROFLROFLROFL

What a weird reaction. 😛

LMAO
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I was going to ask if his wife is a sea cucumber. Their fright reaction is to expel their entrails...
 
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