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Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Man be careful about drinking a lot of water before you go to bed on the night of drunken virginity loss. You're more likely to piss the bed. 😛
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that's why it's a good idea to fall asleep with the arms around the toilet. It feels soothing and solid in a mind that is on a carousel going waaaaaaay too fast 😀
 
ok...here are the rules:

Don't drink on an empty stomach, but don't eat anything weird, and don't get full.
Drink something that isn't too strong, and don't drink beer.
You are not funny when you are drunk.
Make sure you drink with people who won't hate you for being an ass.
Hide your wallet and your cell phone.
You are not funny when you are drunk.
No matter what thoughts cross your head, only pee in the toilette.
Hide your keys.
You are not funny when you are drunk.
Last, but not least, have fun and forget all the rules.
 
I pissed on a cop car when I was really really drunk once. I seriously think our drinks were laced with GHB that night.

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oh yeah and a some words to LIVE by

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
 
Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Originally posted by: Row1and
I'm thinking tonight will be the first time I ever get drunk. What should I expect. And how did u feel and what did u do the first time you got drunk? 😀
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Its a fvcking riot.
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I left the important part. 😉


 
Originally posted by: JoeKing
I pissed on a cop car when I was really really drunk once. I seriously think our drinks were laced with GHB that night.

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oh yeah and a some words to LIVE by

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
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Those words are lies. Well, if you don't drink much I guess it's the truth. It's all about pacing. People get into trouble when switching from beer to liq because they try to drink the liq at the same pace. You just can't do that. 😉
 
my friends tell me i'm a fvckin retard when i'm drunk. so ya, i'm not gonna get drunk unless i'm doin something way agg.
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: JoeKing
I pissed on a cop car when I was really really drunk once. I seriously think our drinks were laced with GHB that night.

--edit--
oh yeah and a some words to LIVE by

Liquor before beer, you're in the clear
Beer before liquor, never been sicker
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Those words are lies. Well, if you don't drink much I guess it's the truth. It's all about pacing. People get into trouble when switching from beer to liq because they try to drink the liq at the same pace. You just can't do that. 😉
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That rhyme will go on my tombstone, it's that important to be passed on to future drinkers!
 
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
 
I'm just finishing off the first bottle of vodka I've ever bought. I've enjoyed it. A 1.75 of Iceberg Vodka mixed mainly with a case of Diet Pepsi and lime.

Vodka is the ultimate non-drink IMO. Good Vodka should taste like water.

I'm a Gin man usually but I was bored and wanted a change. After this last Vodka\tonic I'll be switching to Martini's... straight up... a little dry.. a little dirty... three olives.
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
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Im glad I was never a smoker, just a drinker.
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
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Im glad I was never a smoker, just a drinker.
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Tell me about it man. I wish I had never picked up that first one. What sucks about it is that I know that for the rest of my life I'm probably always going to have another urge at one point or another. It could be 20 years from today and I'll probably realize that I really really want a cigarette.
 
Remember these words and repeat them in the morning.

"Stupid...How could I have been so stupid!".
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
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Im glad I was never a smoker, just a drinker.
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Tell me about it man. I wish I had never picked up that first one. What sucks about it is that I know that for the rest of my life I'm probably always going to have another urge at one point or another. It could be 20 years from today and I'll probably realize that I really really want a cigarette.
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Of course, sometimes I wish I had never started drinking. I drink at least 2 nights out the week, usually 3, sometimes 4. Oh well, I enjoy haning out at random bars, being broke, have cool/unusual things happen, and hooking up 😉
 
Originally posted by: Mik3y
dont drink too hard too fast on your first try. otherwise, you may just skip getting drunk and go straight to hangover.
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that's what happened to me... too many shots of vodka and I went to bed feeling fine ... but I woke up with a worst headache than the migraines I've gotten recently... I swore I would never do it again. I've had only a handful of bottles since then about 8 years ago.
 
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
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Im glad I was never a smoker, just a drinker.
Click to expand...

Tell me about it man. I wish I had never picked up that first one. What sucks about it is that I know that for the rest of my life I'm probably always going to have another urge at one point or another. It could be 20 years from today and I'll probably realize that I really really want a cigarette.
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Of course, sometimes I wish I had never started drinking. I drink at least 2 nights out the week, usually 3, sometimes 4. Oh well, I enjoy haning out at random bars, being broke, have cool/unusual things happen, and hooking up 😉
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Well I plan to hit the bars again in about another week or two. I just won't drink for awhile. I still have a lot of friends who like to hop in their cars drunk so I'm the DD a lot of times these days anyway so hanging out at bars without drinking isn't totally new. That's what Golden Tee is for. Well, and the late night drunk chicks too. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
Originally posted by: MetalMat
Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I must come clean. I had to quit drinking about 2.5 weeks ago but I have a good reason!

I've quit smoking several times but always failed thanks to one thing and one thing only... drinking. To a smoker, drinking without smoking is just pure torture. It's almost impossible to have any fun because all you do is sit there and have some sort of emotional struggle all night over whether you should smoke or not. So... I finally decided that my lungs, heart, EVERYTHINg were more important than my beerz... at least for now!

Hah, with that being said, please drink an extra 8 or 9 for me OP. 😉 And start off with Newcastle or Guinness.
Click to expand...


Im glad I was never a smoker, just a drinker.
Click to expand...

Tell me about it man. I wish I had never picked up that first one. What sucks about it is that I know that for the rest of my life I'm probably always going to have another urge at one point or another. It could be 20 years from today and I'll probably realize that I really really want a cigarette.
Click to expand...

Of course, sometimes I wish I had never started drinking. I drink at least 2 nights out the week, usually 3, sometimes 4. Oh well, I enjoy haning out at random bars, being broke, have cool/unusual things happen, and hooking up 😉
Click to expand...

Well I plan to hit the bars again in about another week or two. I just won't drink for awhile. I still have a lot of friends who like to hop in their cars drunk so I'm the DD a lot of times these days anyway so hanging out at bars without drinking isn't totally new. That's what Golden Tee is for. Well, and the late night drunk chicks too. 😉
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You seem like a cool dude, if you are ever down here I will buy you a :beer: , of course I am gonna make sure you dont smoke 😉 Hell, I used to play shows where you live, its an awesome town :thumbsup:
 
wasnt my first time, but i got drunk about a year ago, and i went home feeling pretty decent, not too bad i didnt think. But i woke up the next morning and my mom told me i took a piss in the hallway in front of her.. try not to do that if you can avoid it.....woooohooo COLLEGE!!
 
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