Even More Jack Bauerisms...

[KDOG]

Enjoy!

My personal fave from the list:

"Dead terrorists can often be effectively used as human shields. So can live ones."😀

 

[flawlssdistortn]

I don't get the one about bananas...

 

[MartyMcFly3]

The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: flawlssdistortn
I don't get the one about bananas...

Jack Bauer is never shown eating, sleeping, or going to the bathroom on the show. I guess that he sneaks in a bite to eat while they're showing Chloe argue with someone.

 

[vizkiz]

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

:laugh:

 

[dighn]

most of those aren't funny

Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

so much better :laugh:

 

[nweaver]

Superman wears Jack Bauer PJ's...


and those are only funny if you have seen Season5 (I have 4 hours left of my DVD set, and I'm out of town...DOH!)

 

[scrawnypaleguy]

lol... "Don't piss off the Chinese."

 

[Dunbar]

Ask him what his favorite word is 😀