Evading the cops . . .

[Bateluer]

http://www.ktar.com/category/odd-news-articles/20111109/Fleeing-suspect-found-in-Michigan-leaf-pile/

You're doing it wrong.

HASTINGS, Mich. (AP) - Police investigating an alarm at a Michigan restaurant used a thermal imaging device to find a fleeing suspect hiding in a pile of leaves.

The Grand Rapids Press reports ( http://bit.ly/vTxHRJ) that when the man was discovered concealed under leaves in a bush in Hastings, near Grand Rapids, he ran off again- and jumped into a river.

Police arrested the suspect after he went to a nearby motel to change his clothes. Officers found a backpack belonging to the man that contained waste from methamphetamine production and say he likely was making meth in the motel room.

The man is being held on a probation violation. He is expected to face drug charges.

Cops probably just wanted to play with the thermal scanner.

 

[MisterJackson]

Guess he never watched Predator. If so, he would have known to rub the mud from the riverbank all over himself to evade detection.

 

[Texashiker]

Evading the cops . . .

Just carry a bag of donuts with you.

When the cops are chasing you, throw a donut towards the cops and let them fight over it. I bet it would be like a pack of pit bulls fighting over a kitten.

 

[DayLaPaul]

I don't get it. Why was he running/hiding?

 

[Lifted]

I don't get it. Why was he running/hiding?

Reading is fun duh mental.

HASTINGS, Mich. (AP) - Police investigating an alarm at a Michigan restaurant

 

[Lithium381]

I don't get it. Why was he running/hiding?

you always run from the PoPo, you didn't get the memo?

 

[Bateluer]

I don't get it. Why was he running/hiding?

He broke into a restaurant, setting off the alarm. When cops apprehended him, they found materials for cooking meth. Likely, he tried to break into the restaurant to get ingredients to cook the crud.

 

[ShawnD1]

Man that is hurtin when you cant even buy ammonia and resort to stealing it.