Eva Green is on a different wavelength of sexy...

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HamburgerBoy

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Who is the black woman that everyone was gagging over with those epic huge thighs, on the beach in a bikini? Serena Williams? Whoever it was, I would much prefer her over Eva Green. The average girl I see at school looks much better than her.

EDIT: Yep.

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H54

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This is anorexia, numbnuts.

stop being so daft.



I'm glad you brought that to light and very much appreciate the clarification. I now understand that the female version of humburglar is normal and any woman that weigh an ounce more than 100lbs is criminally obese.

The internet is lucky to have a fellow like you to set everyone strait. :)
 
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HamburgerBoy

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Now THAT is hawt. Had no idea I was walking into a trap.

Actually, his head shape is very similar to mine. I wish I had an expensive modelling agency to give me make-up. :(

EDIT: Uh, didn't see those other pictures. He even has my physique. :awe:
 

JEDIYoda

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Jul 13, 2005
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I've seen her in Casino Royale, The Dreamers, Cracks, and Womb. And it's not just the way she looks, but the way she carries herself and her voice.

She must be some sort of evolutionary outlier of the human female.

And no pic does her justice. She must be seen in motion.

nothing sexy about cigarettes....total fail!!
 

dank69

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You need to have your eyes checked.

No, they're hairs, I dated a woman for a little bit that had tiny almost down size hairs like that all over.
No...look closer. You can see how the lines zigzag consistent with a girl who has tanned too much in the past. There is no fucking way a celebrity is going to go out in public, let alone a red carpet appearance, with a beaver pelt between her cleavage.
 

her209

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No...look closer. You can see how the lines zigzag consistent with a girl who has tanned too much in the past. There is no fucking way a celebrity is going to go out in public, let alone a red carpet appearance, with a beaver pelt between her cleavage.
There is no zig zag. That's just from the hairs overlapping each other. You can see the same hairs on the outer edges of her breasts also.
 

zinfamous

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Jul 12, 2006
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While getting a haircut, I noticed a magazine showing Britney has flat abs.

So how in the fuck do you think Britney is fat?

that pic I posted in my first response to the clown. It was some doctored up fat britney, I think.

:D
 

MotF Bane

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Seriously, there's now a discussion of whether her chest has 1/16" hairs, or tiny tan wrinkles.

What the fuck.