Eunuchs live longer

[pelov]

We're a lot like dogs in that sense. Don't you all go chopping off your gentlepieces at once.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/24/castration-life-expectancy-eunuchs-men_n_1910455.html
http://www.theonion.com/articles/castrated-men-may-live-longer,29706/

Would you trade your ballsticles for an extra 15-20 years of living on this planet? Would you play a female character in a Shakespearean drama/comedy?

 

[SandEagle]

Reposters, not as much.

 

[techs]

And yet they live every day hoping to die.

 

[Zeze]

Quality, not quantity.

I'd rather live an amazing life til 75 than die at 100 being a fvcking eunuch.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Uh... huffpuff and the onion aren't exactly the places I'd rely on for making that decision. Not to say it's not true (I'm being lazy about looking it up right now).

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

Quality, not quantity.

I'd rather live an amazing life til 75 than die at 100 being a fvcking eunuch.

How do you know being a eunuch is so bad without trying it? : p Maybe it's way better.

 

[TecHNooB]

that's like saying a zombie lives longer. they're already dead!

 

[SandEagle]

Quality, not quantity.

I'd rather live an amazing life til 75 than die at 100 being a fvcking eunuch.

wtf? omfg there's no such thing as a 'fvcking eunuch'. they can't fvck. the fvck?

 

[TecHNooB]

wtf? omfg there's no such thing as a 'fvcking eunuch'. they can't fvck. the fvck?

he said fvck not fuck. if you can't comprehend, don't assume!

 

[sandorski]

Quality, not quantity.

I'd rather live an amazing life til 75 than die at 100 being a fvcking eunuch.

Contradiction noted

 

[Fritzo]

This actually makes sense because in most mammals, the male is designed to start to self destruct once they're not viable to reproduce. If your body loses it's timer, it doesn't know what to do.

 

[Scotteq]

Would you trade your ballsticles for an extra 15-20 years of living on this planet?

A better question is "...how many would accept twice the junk for living half as long..."



..."Save for Retirement!?!?!... Ahhhh... Fuggit..."

 

[IronWing]

Vegetarians may also live longer. Yeah, like we're going there.

 

[Fritzo]

Vegetarians may also live longer. Yeah, like we're going there.

The actual science behind that is vegetarians eat fewer calories. It's not the lack of meat that makes them live longer, it's removing excess calories from their diets that's making them live longer.

 

[sixone]

Repost.

 

[OverVolt]

Going by the kids thread, this might as well be an opt-in procedure for people who make $100k+ at age 20.

Its a joke...