Muadib
Lifer
- May 30, 2000
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This thread is almost as bad as the talk I had with my nephew the other day. We were walking to the store, when suddenly he ran in front of me. I didn't think anything of it, but after going another block or so, I notice he was yelling, so I told him to stop, and let me catch up.
He then said that he didn't want me to catch up. I was a bit puzzled, so I asked, why not? He said, If a bird poops on you, I don't want it to get on me, and I really don't want to smell it.
I almost fell out the ground from laughing so hard, because I knew what he meant. Last summer when we were at an amusement park, a bird took a dump on me. I didn't even notice, and neither did anyone else we were with, but he kept saying he smelled something. Another 30 minutes went by before I noticed I had something on my sleeve. When I told the crowd we were with, we all got a good laugh, but I guess it stuck with him.
He learned a lesson on our walk, but he's only 8. Do I have to spell it out for you too?
He then said that he didn't want me to catch up. I was a bit puzzled, so I asked, why not? He said, If a bird poops on you, I don't want it to get on me, and I really don't want to smell it.
I almost fell out the ground from laughing so hard, because I knew what he meant. Last summer when we were at an amusement park, a bird took a dump on me. I didn't even notice, and neither did anyone else we were with, but he kept saying he smelled something. Another 30 minutes went by before I noticed I had something on my sleeve. When I told the crowd we were with, we all got a good laugh, but I guess it stuck with him.
He learned a lesson on our walk, but he's only 8. Do I have to spell it out for you too?
