ESPN interview with Mike Tyson: Makes an ass out of himself again...

pyonir

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espn sunday conversation with Tyson

WAILEA, Hawaii -- Mike Tyson, preparing for his June 8 fight with Lennox Lewis on the island of Maui, has kept a rather low profile.

Until a Wednesday conversation with a group of television reporters, including ESPN's Max Kellerman.
Tyson, usually calm but at times hostile, opened with a lewd response to a female reporter, who asked him about the upcoming fight ("It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know.").

At different times during the session, he was introspective, angry and bitter. Weighing 230 pounds -- near his fighting weight, thanks to morning runs and afternoon sparring sessions -- Tyson talked about himself, how he's perceived publicly, his legacy and the Lewis fight (though sparingly).

Some of it was graphic, some unsettling, some incomprehensible. Among his thoughts:


To a question on whether he feels support from the common fan: "I don't feel love from them because there's no love. They don't know me as an individual, they know me for what I actually do. Because they pay to see me smash anybody. If they're white they pay, (it's) because the only thing they have respect for is my ability as an athlete. But if I was in court and I had to use them to testify against me on my character, they wouldn't testify positively against me and they would think I'm a cad..."


More on fans: "I think the average person thinks I'm a (expletive) nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe."


On his time in jail: "You have to understand, Frank Bruno would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. Oliver McCall would not have been champion if I had not been in prison. A lot of these guys would not have been champion. Michael Moorer would not have been champion. Those guys would not have been champion if I had been around. They would have had no legacy. None of those guys would have had a legacy.

"I would have been in shape. I would have been active. (Evander) Holyfield, those guys wouldn't have been champion when I was around, but I went away for four or five years inactive and that made them competitive for a time.

"But you really have to look at the science of the situation. You guys come here to talk and report but you don't actually look at the facts of what this business is all about. The best thing that happened to those guys and they should stand on their mother's shoulders and kiss my ass because I went to prison or they would not be existing right now. They'd be a flash in the pan and would have made some money and opened up a restaurant or bar somewhere where they live at."


On his first fight with Holyfield: "(When) I fought Evander, I was up for the fight physically, but I wasn't up psychologically."
On his reputation and dealing with the media: "People (are) going to say what they say. It has to be for a reason. It's just for a reason. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people. I ask this lady a lewd question because I'm in a lot of pain too. I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. And Lewis, I'm trying to give some of that pain to ya'll.

"Sometimes you guys have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your (expletive) ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel.

"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."


On the "real" Mike Tyson: "I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too. I think it's un-American not to go out with a woman, not to be with a beautiful woman, not to get my (expletive) sucked ... It's just what I said before, everybody in this country is a big (expletive) liar. (The media) tells people ... that this person did this and this person did that and then we find out that were just human and we find out that Michael Jordan cheats on his wife just like everybody else and that we all cheat on our (expletive) wife in one way or another either emotionally, physically or sexually or one way.

"There's no one perfect. We're always gonna do that. Jimmy Swaggart is lascivious, Mike Tyson is lascivious -- but we're not criminally, at least I'm not, criminally lascivious. You know what I mean. I may like to fornicate more than other people -- it's just who I am. I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid? I mean, I been robbed of my most of my money, can I at least get (oral sex) without the people wanting to harass me and wanting to throw me in jail?

"That's just who I am. I want to have a nice career for my children. I want them to have a great education I want to fly my birds. I want to live my life. I want to have a drink every now and then. I want to have a charity event every now and then. And every now and then, I want to fornicate and that's just being a human being.

"I feel like sometimes that I was born, that I'm not meant for this society because everyone here is a (expletive) hypocrite. Everybody says they believe in God but they don't do God's work. Everybody counteracts what God is really about. If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me? I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me ... I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss ... why you acting like that?

"Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even ... They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again."



 

hoihtah

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for women of AT...

what kinda mindset do you have to have to sleep with someone like mike?

i'm just wondering if he's got any girlfriends...
and if so... what they must be like.

even for some crazy amount of money... i don't know if it'd be worth seeing this crazy guy.
 

loup garou

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Wow. He is more insane than I thought. And I thought he was pretty insane to begin with. What a psycho.
 

pyonir

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oh and did you guys know that he has a home here in Phx? i LOVE living in the same city as this wacko.


but then again, Jenna Jameson has a house in Scottsdale so.......;)
 

Spoooon

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Yeah, he has some problems. But I agree that "fans" contribute to those problems by continuing to throw money at him just to see his circus act.



<< So it really comes down to whether you want to contribute to the sideshow, if you want to be a part, however small, of the public bloodlust that has allowed Tyson to remain a major drawing card, even as his skills have eroded. Tyson keeps getting big paydays, keeps making headlines with his outrageous statements and behavior, because a large segment of the public just can't bring itself to ignore him. But it's time to look away, not because it will change Tyson, but because if we can't be part of the solution, at least we can avoid being part of the problem. >>



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pyonir

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<< Yeah, he has some problems. But I agree that "fans" contribute to those problems by continuing to throw money at him just to see his circus act. >>


totally agree. people will pony up $54.99 on PPV to watch him do this crap. i'd rather spend that on a fight will actually BE a fight. not a circus.
 

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<< More on fans: "I think the average person thinks I'm a (expletive) nut and I deserve whatever happens to me. That's what I believe." >>



Well, he's not as dumb as I thought, because he read my mind. Is it me, or is he getting nuttier and nuttier as the years go by?
 

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<< probably the biggest moron on this planet:Q >>

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I couldnt agree with you more.
 

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<< probably the biggest moron on this planet:Q >>

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I couldnt agree with you more.
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Have you both forgotten our friend Jesse, the founder of the Rainblow Coalition?

Viper GTS
 

Nocturnal

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<< A lot of what he said is true. >>



ditto, and all of you here can talk crap about him, but if he was up in your face you wouldnt call him the biggest moron on this planet.

he would straight sock you and you would be out, cold, no more, zip, done, <chris tucker voice>KNOCKED THE FSCK OUT!</chris tucker voice>
 

Sepen

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I just hope that he gets the living sh*t kicked out of him. He will end up broke and on assistance by the time he is 50.
 

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<< ditto, and all of you here can talk crap about him, but if he was up in your face you wouldnt call him the biggest moron on this planet.

he would straight sock you and you would be out, cold, no more, zip, done, <chris tucker voice>KNOCKED THE FSCK OUT!</chris tucker voice>
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funk that... i'd bite his ear. while he is momentarily stunned, i'd press select and do the lil mac super punch.
 

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<< A lot of what he said is true. >>



ditto, and all of you here can talk crap about him, but if he was up in your face you wouldnt call him the biggest moron on this planet.

he would straight sock you and you would be out, cold, no more, zip, done, <chris tucker voice>KNOCKED THE FSCK OUT!</chris tucker voice>
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Um, I would. Let him beat the crap out of me, I could stand to gain a couple of dollars. ;) What would you do, get his autograph?
 

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<< A lot of what he said is true. >>



ditto, and all of you here can talk crap about him, but if he was up in your face you wouldnt call him the biggest moron on this planet.

he would straight sock you and you would be out, cold, no more, zip, done, <chris tucker voice>KNOCKED THE FSCK OUT!</chris tucker voice>
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Um, I would. Let him beat the crap out of me, I could stand to gain a couple of dollars. ;) What would you do, get his autograph?
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You're lying, you wouldnt.
 

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<< ditto, and all of you here can talk crap about him, but if he was up in your face you wouldnt call him the biggest moron on this planet.

he would straight sock you and you would be out, cold, no more, zip, done, <chris tucker voice>KNOCKED THE FSCK OUT!</chris tucker voice>
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funk that... i'd bite his ear. while he is momentarily stunned, i'd press select and do the lil mac super punch.
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remember that youre behind a computer screen. i highly doubt anyone at this forum would ever say anything bad to his face.

you can pretend all you want, thats fine. but in reality, you wouldnt say crap to him in real life.

what would i do? i wouldnt say crap to him. i wouldnt even be there to see him. its easy to hide behind a computer screen and talk smack about someone.
 

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Another Subtle Point Of View



<< Inside the Tyson-Hawaii interview session

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By Max Kellerman
Special to ESPN.com


Maybe Mike Tyson is crazy like a fox. Or at least like a young Cassius Clay. As a reaction to his own fear Clay behaved like a madman at the weigh-in for his title challenge against champion Sonny Liston. Liston, the favorite, was spooked -- scared of an obviously unstable person.

On Wednesday afternoon in Maui, a collection of television people representing various networks descended (or rather ascended) upon a small gym on a mountain more beautiful than any from a fairy tale. Mike Tyson was reluctantly holding court, furnishing reporters with hostile, scatological answers to their questions.

I breathed recycled air for over 24 hours on my flights from New York to Hawaii and back. Several reporters from other networks made similar journeys. We all came to conduct what we were told would be 10 to 15 minute sit-downs with the former heavyweight champion of the world.

Upon his arriving at the gym, however, Mike was in a surly mood. We were informed that rather than speak with us individually as planned, Mike would instead field questions from all of us as a group -- a sort of informal press conference.

Mike immediately thwarted several attempts to get him to answer questions about his upcoming title challenge of Lennox Lewis. Rather than persist in the intractable methods of my colleagues, I elected to allow the questions I had prepared fall by the wayside. Instead, I simply engaged Mike in conversation.

He became more responsive, though still surly, and began waxing philosophical about his own bad behavior, his perceived victimization at the hands of the press, and even his own place in heavyweight history. What was supposed to be Mike fielding questions from the group quickly developed into a conversation between him and me.

Before too long an anxious and attractive female reporter cut in, asking Mike what sounded like an innocuous question (though I do not actually remember what she asked). Looking back now, I think Mike felt that she was being rude to me by trying to bull her way into what had essentially become my interview.

Mike turned to her and informed her that she was speaking out of turn and that unless she wanted to "fornicate" with him, he suggested she keep quiet.

The reporter was stunned and I was left with the feeling of having just watched Hannibal Lecter responding to rudeness by humiliating the offender. While I am not too crazy about the thought that I was cast as Clarice Starling of the little drama, nevertheless, Mike and I continued our conversation, while the rest of the press corps remained completely silent.

Mike's bizarre behavior here felt consistent with his behavior at the New York City press conference to announce the Lewis fight. That day Mike rushed towards Lewis as Lewis was being introduced and a melee ensued. As a result, the fight was postponed while state after state made clear that they would not grant Mike a licence to box.

When he bit a piece of Evander Holyfield's ear off, Mike avoided a second straight conclusive and humiliating defeat at the hands of the same fighter. Because he was disqualified and not knocked out, there remained those unconvinced that Evander would have gone on to win the fight. The possibility that Tyson was still the baddest man on the planet remained and as a result so too did his marketability.

The first Lewis press conference was to announce a fight whose date was rapidly approaching and yet for which Mike was underprepared. Mike's behavior essentially bought him time. As of today the fight is still over a month away, and Mike Tyson is already just about at his fighting weight. According to his impressed sparring partners, among them once (and perhaps one day again) heavyweight contender Derrick Jefferson, Mike is looking and feeling mean in the ring. Meanwhile the heavyweight champion of the world believes Mike is crazy. Maybe, just maybe, like a fox.

Max Kellerman is a studio analyst for ESPN2's Friday Night Fights.

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spanky

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<< remember that youre behind a computer screen. i highly doubt anyone at this forum would ever say anything bad to his face.

you can pretend all you want, thats fine. but in reality, you wouldnt say crap to him in real life.

what would i do? i wouldnt say crap to him. i wouldnt even be there to see him. its easy to hide behind a computer screen and talk smack about someone.
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oh yeah? you have chop stick legs!
 

pyonir

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<< remember that youre behind a computer screen. i highly doubt anyone at this forum would ever say anything bad to his face.

you can pretend all you want, thats fine. but in reality, you wouldnt say crap to him in real life.

what would i do? i wouldnt say crap to him. i wouldnt even be there to see him. its easy to hide behind a computer screen and talk smack about someone.
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wtf are you talking about? like anyone would say anything to his face. that is the whole point. he isn't standing next to us. it isn't like we were saying "Hey, i could kick his ass". OBVIOUSLY he can kick all of our asses at once if we were face to face with him.
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remember that youre behind a computer screen. i highly doubt anyone at this forum would ever say anything bad to his face.

you can pretend all you want, thats fine. but in reality, you wouldnt say crap to him in real life.

what would i do? i wouldnt say crap to him. i wouldnt even be there to see him. its easy to hide behind a computer screen and talk smack about someone.
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Yes, it is easy. And yes, he is an idiot. And no, I wouldn't say that to his face. What's you're point? Me not wanting to get punched in the face by Mike Tyson does not make him any less of an idiot.