Escort Passport 8500 bleeping POS...... I'm so Fvcking pissed

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Alchemist99

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I got lasered today for 85 in a 65 cop said he hit me four times and that piece of shlt Escort never FVCKING went off! God Dammit I'm pissed I got a tickect last year on Memorial day weekend for 95 in a 65, hired a lawer and lost payed up the a$$ for this pos detector and now I have another ticket, FVVVVVVVCK now I have to obey the speed limit everywhere or I'm screwed, and anyone who wants to give me shlt for speeding go fvck yourself,

The only funny part to this story was my year and a half old huge American Bulldog Max who has always been nothing but the most gentle and friendly dog to everyone and everything must have sensed how extremely pissed I was, because when the cop came back to the window Max was freaking out ready to kill this guy and I didn't say shlt he wouldn't even come near the window.
 
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Damn Dirty Ape

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
I got lasered today for 85 in a 65 cop said he hit me four times and that piece of shlt Escort never FVCKING went off! God Dammit I'm pissed I got a tickect last year on Memorial day weekend for 95 in a 65, hired a lawer and lost payed up the a$$ for this pos detector and now I have another ticket, FVVVVVVVCK now I have to obey the speed limit everywhere or I'm screwed, and anyone who wants to give me shlt for speeding go fvck yourself,

The only funny part to this story was my year and a half old huge American Bulldog Max who has always been nothing but the most gentle and friendly dog to everyone and everything must have sensed how extremely pissed I was, because when the cop came back to the window Max was freaking out ready to kill this guy and I didn't say shlt he wouldn't even come near the window.
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hahahahhaahhhahahhahahohohohhohohohohhohohoheheheheehehheeheheheh.

beep beep - thank you please drive through.

Would ya like a little cheese to go with that whine?

 
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Detectors are supposed to be more or less ineffective against laser, regardless of cost/model. If/when it does go off, it's usually too late.

 
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KLin

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
I got lasered today for 85 in a 65 cop said he hit me four times and that piece of shlt Escort never FVCKING went off! God Dammit I'm pissed I got a tickect last year on Memorial day weekend for 95 in a 65, hired a lawer and lost payed up the a$$ for this pos detector and now I have another ticket, FVVVVVVVCK now I have to obey the speed limit everywhere or I'm screwed, and anyone who wants to give me shlt for speeding go fvck yourself,

The only funny part to this story was my year and a half old huge American Bulldog Max who has always been nothing but the most gentle and friendly dog to everyone and everything must have sensed how extremely pissed I was, because when the cop came back to the window Max was freaking out ready to kill this guy and I didn't say shlt he wouldn't even come near the window.
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I hope you pay up the a$$ for this ticket too. :roll:
 
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Tab

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There are speed limits for a REASON.

Personally, I wouldn't care if you crashed your car and ended up paralysed personally.
 
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blurredvision

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Originally posted by: blurredvision
Originally posted by: Alchemist99
and anyone who wants to give me shlt for speeding go fvck yourself,
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Prepare to get reemed............
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Prepare to Fvck yourself!
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This made me laugh to myself. Seeing as to how I currently have no tickets to worry about, and you do. You have no one (and nothing) to blame but yourself. If you're in a hurry, leave earlier.

Hey, maybe you could sell your worthless radar detector on eBay to help finance the cost of your mistake?
 
Zim Hosein

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: tm37
How the hell were you able to get to 85MPH driving an escort?
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Must've had driving lessons from Rodney King! ;)
 
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SithSolo1

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Originally posted by: Tab
There are speed limits for a REASON.

Personally, I wouldn't care if you crashed your car and ended up paralysed personally.
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Hopefully he'll take you on the way out. :roll:

Reason my ass, their just too pussy to raise it. I wanna see accident statics on slow/timid drivers vs fast/defensive. I bet the former causes more.
 
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cherrytwist

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Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Oh yes the Anandtech Holier than thou mantra, all you virgins without licenses Fvck-off
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Wow. You're one angry badass motherfvcker.

The force is strong with this one.
 
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Alchemist99

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Originally posted by: cheezmunky
hahaha you need to learn how use that thing. I love my 8500.
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Oh yes it's complicated dude wtf ? it works dumb-a$$ but if the cop hits you from behind with Laser it's most likely not going to detect it even with it's rear sensors, which I don't think is a laser sensor anyways
 
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RagingBITCH

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So you're pissed b/c you're a speeding dumb ass? Hahahahahaaha. Try scrolling to the bottom of this thread and click on the "Beat any speeding ticket" or "Been caught speeding" links, see if those help you. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
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Alchemist99

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To all the dumbshit's who can't see the obvious I explain it for you, The only one I'm blaiming besides myself is the pos radar manufacturer and I posted this so I could blow of some steam telling all the flamers to f-off, and I know how imature this board can be so I figured it would be a good place to distract myself for a few minutes , Like I said enjoy you wankers I knew you would!
 
Evadman

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Wow, you have anger management issues. On top of that, you don't know how a laser detector works at all, so you bame the machine. Even worse, you blame the machine for the ticket when the only thing at fault was your right foot.

If you want to speed, fine. It is not bothering me. What bothers me is the amount of ignorance you are displaying and the sheer audacity to b!tch about something that you have no right to b!tch about.

If you were doing 95 in a 65, then own up to it. In the grand scheeme of things, who gives a rats ass about a ticket? You are lucky you weren't at 96, as the fine goes up exponentialy at 31 over.

Besides, 90 is the "stupid limit"; and you were over it. Under 90, you can usually talk your way out of a ticket. Over 90, and you are only speeding to speed. Granted, I don't have a problem with doing over 90, but when you do, do it alone on a streach of road a billion miles from anyone else so the only casualty will be yourself.

I usually drive 75-80 on my way to work, which is all 55 MPH. I am at the higher end of the speed range in traffic. Even so, I usually get passed by at least one person doing 90+. Sometimes they get pulled over, sometimes not. Either way, it was their choice.

BTW, read up on what Lasar and Radar detectors actually detect. It may help you fill the gaping hole of ignorace that is your skull.
 
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sswingle

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Maybe after the radar detector didn't work the first time you got a ticket you should have invested in a new one then instead of letting the same thing happen again.
 
KLin

KLin

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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Oh yes the Anandtech Holier than thou mantra, all you virgins without licenses Fvck-off
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Wow. You're one angry badass motherfvcker.

The dumbassedness is strong with this one.
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Fixed.
 
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