Eric Cartman vs. Gnome #1: Who's the real pussy?

[Random Variable]

[The gnomes go for the door, and the boys hop off the bed to follow. One gnome stops and faces the boys]

Kyle: Sshh, don't scare him.

Stan: Hey there, little guy.

Cartman: Bad! [whacks the gnome with a stick]

Kyle: Cartman!

Cartman: What?!

Kyle: Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?!

Cartman: Well, look at him. He's all, you know, uh luh look at him. [whacks him again]

Gnome: Is that all you've got, pussy?!

Cartman: What?! [advances]

Stan: Hey, he talks!

Cartman: Yeah, he called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy!

Gnome: You're a pussy, pussy!

Cartman: Ey!

Stan: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?

Kyle: Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid.

Tweek: Waaaah.

Gnome: Stealing underpants biiig business.

Stan: Business? Wait, do you know anything about business?

Gnome: Sure, that's what gnomes do.

Kyle: Show us.

Gnome: O-kay. Follow me. [goes for the door]

Cartman: Little pussy gnome. Don't call me a pussy, pussy gnome.

 

[BeauJangles]

They are both badass!

 

[Quixfire]

What???

 

[Colt45]

wtf is gnome

 

[dighn]

cartman is always the bigger pussy/douche/jerk/ahole/idiot/any derogotory term

 

[conjur]

OP

 

[Ynog]

I'm going with Cartman - look what happened during Christmas in Canada

 

[MasterAndCommander]

Napoleon Dynamite would own all their asses with his sweet illegal ninja moves, not to mention his mad bowstaff and nun-chuck skills.

 

[Random Variable]

Originally posted by: Colt45
wtf is gnome

One of a fabled race of dwarflike creatures who live underground and guard treasure hoards.

 

[RadeonGuy]

You

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: dighn
cartman is always the bigger pussy/douche/jerk/ahole/idiot/any derogotory term

 

[dragonballgtz]

I have not watched a South Park episode since the movie. So I have no idea WTF you guys are talking about.

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