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[The gnomes go for the door, and the boys hop off the bed to follow. One gnome stops and faces the boys]
Kyle: Sshh, don't scare him.
Stan: Hey there, little guy.
Cartman: Bad! [whacks the gnome with a stick]
Kyle: Cartman!
Cartman: What?!
Kyle: Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?!
Cartman: Well, look at him. He's all, you know, uh luh look at him. [whacks him again]
Gnome: Is that all you've got, pussy?!
Cartman: What?! [advances]
Stan: Hey, he talks!
Cartman: Yeah, he called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy!
Gnome: You're a pussy, pussy!
Cartman: Ey!
Stan: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?
Kyle: Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid.
Tweek: Waaaah.
Gnome: Stealing underpants biiig business.
Stan: Business? Wait, do you know anything about business?
Gnome: Sure, that's what gnomes do.
Kyle: Show us.
Gnome: O-kay. Follow me. [goes for the door]
Cartman: Little pussy gnome. Don't call me a pussy, pussy gnome.
Kyle: Sshh, don't scare him.
Stan: Hey there, little guy.
Cartman: Bad! [whacks the gnome with a stick]
Kyle: Cartman!
Cartman: What?!
Kyle: Why do you always have to hit stuff with a stick?!
Cartman: Well, look at him. He's all, you know, uh luh look at him. [whacks him again]
Gnome: Is that all you've got, pussy?!
Cartman: What?! [advances]
Stan: Hey, he talks!
Cartman: Yeah, he called me a pussy! I'm not a pussy, you're a pussy!
Gnome: You're a pussy, pussy!
Cartman: Ey!
Stan: Dude, why are you taking Tweek's underpants?
Kyle: Yeah, look what you're doing to this poor kid.
Tweek: Waaaah.
Gnome: Stealing underpants biiig business.
Stan: Business? Wait, do you know anything about business?
Gnome: Sure, that's what gnomes do.
Kyle: Show us.
Gnome: O-kay. Follow me. [goes for the door]
Cartman: Little pussy gnome. Don't call me a pussy, pussy gnome.