enzyte

[PsiStar]

Does anyone else find the TV commercials hilarious?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

wat?

 

[Ika]

Hilariously criminal.

 

[BrownShoes]

 

[BarkingGhostar]

They need to secretly add it to the coffee. So that more than one eye will be open.

 

[PsiStar]

I forgot:\ that we had an international community Here is Bob

 

[dud]

Just wait until you get older (45+).

You'll need more than enzyte ...

 

[FoBoT]

no
not want

 

[PsiStar]

Just wait until you get older (45+).

You'll need more than enzyte ...

Start going to the gym ... it makes all the difference in the ...uh ... world I have no pill prescriptions.

 

[jme5343]

Does anyone else find the TV commercials hilarious?

If by hilarious, you mean annoying, then yes.

If by hilarious, you mean hilarious, then no.

 

[Auggie]

Those commercials are retarded. Worse, the company is criminal.

Better Business Bureau has had all sorts of problems with them, the company founder and his mother have been convicted of mail fraud and money laundering. They are a terrible and immoral company that makes money from sex-addled and insecure men, plain and simple. (haha, I almost sound like a disgruntled customer).

Their wikipedia entry has a lot of information that will make you like them less: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

 

[CKent]

Those commercials are retarded. Worse, the company is criminal.

Better Business Bureau has had all sorts of problems with them, the company founder and his mother have been convicted of mail fraud and money laundering. They are a terrible and immoral company that makes money from sex-addled and insecure men, plain and simple. (haha, I almost sound like a disgruntled customer).

Their wikipedia entry has a lot of information that will make you like them less: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

Caveat emptor. The more we protect stupid people from themselves the more stupid people the world will have.

And to play devil's advocate, erection size isn't completely static, degree of arousal plays a part. Since a few of the ingredients in it are known to increase libido, I see no reason to doubt it could in fact increase size as a secondary effect of its effect on libido.

Of course there's no reason to pay that much for it, or put all that gunk in your body when some MJ or zinc + yohimbe will turn you into a firehose

 

[Number1]

Caveat emptor. The more we protect stupid people from themselves the more stupid people the world will have.

And to play devil's advocate, erection size isn't completely static, degree of arousal plays a part. Since a few of the ingredients in it are known to increase libido, I see no reason to doubt it could in fact increase size as a secondary effect of its effect on libido.

Of course there's no reason to pay that much for it, or put all that gunk in your body when some MJ or zinc + yohimbe will turn you into a firehose

Do you have stock in the company or are you a customer?

There is NOTHING that will make your penis bigger or longer and the adds are misleading and darn right criminal.

Fuck, I can't believe somebody would defend those bastards.

Fuck, I can't believe somebody would support any misleading advertisement for any product.

Wow, where is your moral compass. Because people are gullible we should prey on them?

Get lost.

 

[Exterous]

I dont find them funny - but then I dont find most commercials funny

 

[manowar821]

I find it about as funny as any other drug dealer on the street trying to push pills and whatnot.

Not at all.

It doesn't help that there's no money in cures, though. All the profit to be had is a result of "treating" ailments, not fixing them, so that you may "live WITH it" rather than without it.

"Don't worry about some minor fixable issue we just made you self-diagnose through the TV, simply pop these pills for the rest of your life. Side effects include random implosion of the brain, and chronic shit-fountains out of the ears."

Reminds me of another commonly lucrative business in the USA, war-profiteering. Both invent problems, create "treatments" for said problems, but never offer any kind of cure. Keep that money rolling in, bitches! Oh, that, and the car industry. Parts that are built to fail, giving service centers a profitable market. Shit, can't forget about new energy sciences. Don't want those theoretically and mathematically sound energy generation technologies getting to a production level, we'd lose that profitability of burning long dead animals as a fuel.

 

[SeaSerpent]

Looks like Smiling Bob isnt smiling anymore...

Now for the meat of the mystery. It seems that just before Warshak got caught with his hands in the cookie jar, there was talk of a new mascot being sought to replace Bob with the old proverbial "...we're going in a different direction" line. But, before all of that could happen, Bob apparently vanished.

How can you make an iconic figure as Smiling Bob merely go away? Where does one hide such an enormous figure in the world of advertising? Did Bob possess more than what was being let on?

Unverified stories show that actor John Larson has been reported missing or dead since June 12, 2008 apparently the victim of a boating accident off the coast of Martinique in the Carribbean. What we do know is that since that date, no one has heard nor seen Larson aside from this undated photo.

http://ricchetter.blogspot.com/2009/08/wheres-bob.html

 

[CKent]

Do you have stock in the company or are you a customer?

There is NOTHING that will make your penis bigger or longer and the adds are misleading and darn right criminal.

Fuck, I can't believe somebody would defend those bastards.

Fuck, I can't believe somebody would support any misleading advertisement for any product.

Wow, where is your moral compass. Because people are gullible we should prey on them?

Get lost.

Would you mind actually responding to what I said?

 

[Demo24]

What I don't understand is that these commercials have been pulled from the air, but why at times do they keep showing up? Sometimes I see just a slit second or two, sometimes almost the whole commercial.