Enzyte

[KarmaPolice]

Those commercials have been on TV for years and years and years. There is obviously no drug that will do what it says it will do or it would be part of some huge drug company and would be sold out on every drug shelf in America. So my question is...who is buying this stuff? and when it doesn't work why doesn't anyone sue them for false advertisement.

 

[BrownTown]

never heard of it before.

 

[Jeff7]

I believe you mean "Enzyte."






Use "Enzyme" for improved digestion and better cheese!

 

[jonessoda]

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

The ONLY currently existing methods that will increase the size of your penis are both surgical; one involves injection of silicone and highly reduces sensation, may lead to the inability to have penetrative sex, and can scar or disfigure the penis. The other involves disconnection of a ligament that attaches to the penis, which doesn't actually increase the size, but allows more of the penis to be outwardly available.

Penis pumps cause temporary swelling which appears as an increase in size, but may eventually lead to permanent damage.

No chemical supplements are known to work, and many contain harmful contaminants.

 

[Black88GTA]

Smilin' Bob is lying to you. He only looks like that because he's wacked out on Enzyte, and has permanent brain damage from years of abuse.

 

[KarmaPolice]

Enzyte my bad...I am drinking.

 

[Gibsons]

I thought they got busted, but maybe they have good lawyers.

 

[Number1]

Who uses Enzyte? the Nascar crowd?


:disgust:

 

[DanTMWTMP]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enzyte

 

[Pacfanweb]

I don't think they claim actual enhancement anymore. Used to, but now they are vague about it, but imply growth.

 

[compuwiz1]

Extagen, FTW!

 

[Amused]

Berkeley "'Nutraceuticals' " was responsible for a rash of "drug" ads over the past 5 or so years that masqueraded as actual drugs. They've been bust for false advertising, and recently the owner was busted for conspiracy, money laundering and wire fraud.

I can't believe they sold their snake oil for so long. Enzyte was just one of many drugs. There was one for female sex drive, one for sleeping, one for stress and so on. All mimicked actual drug ads.

The big scam was this: Their "free sample" was anything but. Ordering the free sample signed you and your CC up for monthly charges and refills.

 

[HombrePequeno]

It's got cow semen in there.

 

[Gillbot]

lol @ the wiki of enzyte

 

[clamum]

The thing I remember most about those commericals was the fvcking freaky looking guy on there with the permanent smile. That sh!t's enough to scar ya for life.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: clamum
The thing I remember most about those commericals was the fvcking freaky looking guy on there with the permanent smile. That sh!t's enough to scar ya for life.

I thought they had stopped, but I saw ol' Smilin' Bob on TV this past weekend.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb

Originally posted by: clamum
The thing I remember most about those commericals was the fvcking freaky looking guy on there with the permanent smile. That sh!t's enough to scar ya for life.

I thought they had stopped, but I saw ol' Smilin' Bob on TV this past weekend.

*shivers*

 

[moshquerade]

he needs to have that smile wiped off his face cause no one would want his male enhancement anyway.