Enter the the Nic Cage movie matrix...

[UberNeuman]

Saw this today and thought some of you might get a kick out of it....

Share As Drive Angry revs its engine and readies to crash itself into our lives, it's time to consider the bigger picture: just how are you supposed to categorise Nicolas Cage movies? Which ones are good? Which ones are bad? Which ones are so bad they're good? Behold, the answer: The Nicolas Cage Matrix.

 

[paulney]

Haha, this is great.

 

[CPA]

Putting Valley Girls in the Rubbish hemisphere immediately invalidates this matrix. Valley Girls is awesome and I've wanted to boink Deborah Foreman since I was a kid.

She's now about 48, but still very hittable.

 

[UberNeuman]

Putting Valley Girls in the Rubbish hemisphere immediately invalidates this matrix. Valley Girls is awesome and I've wanted to boink Deborah Foreman since I was a kid.

Deborah Foreman in Real Genius still lives on in my memory....🙂

 

[BrokenVisage]

Ironically enough he passed on the role of Neo.

 

[Nintendesert]

Nicholas Cage has never made a bad movie. :|

 

[DanTMWTMP]

I actually really enjoyed the campiness of Ghost Rider.. Punching and kicking all the ladies in Wicker Man should make that higher up the matrix. Lord of War should be right up there with Raising Arizona/Leaving Las Vegas.

lolol, I really enjoyed basically all the movies he's ever been in. Well, I haven't seen Knowing, Next, nor Season of Witch yet.. And most likely, I never will hehe.

Anyways..
Here's something that's somewhat on topic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
enjoy 🙂

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I really really liked Knowing.

I thought it was a legitimatly good movie

 

[0roo0roo]

well considering he lost 2 houses to foreclosure, it is pretty obvious why he's making so many clunkers.

 

[jman19]

Nicholas Cage has never made a bad movie. :|

... D:

 

[Malak]

Ironically enough he passed on the role of Neo.

Thank the Lord. Imagine The Matrix with Cage as Neo and Connery as Morpheus(he passed on that role). That movie would have sucked.

 

[MotionMan]

LOL!

(Wait, Honeymoon In Vegas is on the serious side? WTF?)

MotionMan

 

[Malak]

I really really liked Knowing.

I thought it was a legitimatly good movie

Knowing is easily my favorite Cage movie, very well done.

 

[coldmeat]

I really really liked Knowing.

I thought it was a legitimatly good movie

until the end, then it was shit

 

[v0id]

Anybody seen Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans? Werner Herzog + Nic Cage being Nic Cage = OMG awesome. What a weird film. I really liked it though - the role totally showcases his natural craziness.