enough of going back to bed!

[Juno]

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

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[tami]

:Q

cuddling is so nice!!!!

what a FREAK. i hope he stays in jail forever.

 

[ElFenix]

my SO kicks me out of bed after sex

<--- no cuddling for me

 

[dabuddha]

Daym. Crazy ass.

 

[artikk]

Nagging is never the answer.

 

[Mucho]

WTF

 

[bonkers325]

:shocked:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
my SO kicks me out of bed after sex

<--- no cuddling for me

Is he good looking at least?

 

[ggnl]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
my SO kicks me out of bed after sex

<--- no cuddling for me

lucky

 

[booger711]

wtf

 

[Ktulu]

:| cuddling is the best after sex

 

[Siva]

That'll teach her

 

[DainBramaged]

Cuddling = :thumbsup:

 

[GasX]

Well, did the Marlins win the game?

 

[habib89]

i enjoy cuddling... but this is one good reason to have a tv in your room

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: tami
:Q

cuddling is so nice!!!!

Especially when there is a tv in the bedroom. If they guy was not so cheap his dumb ass would not be in jail.

 

[rh71]

anyone think he's just a little mentally disturbed ? Maybe just a little ?

 

[zendari]

I suspect bubba will cuddle with him in prison.

 

[noob in a box]

let that be a lesson to the two of you wimmins on here

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Well, did the Marlins win the game?

actually, they lost the game 9-6 in the 7th after leading like 6-4.

I...told....you...marlins....greater....than.....sign.....you....now.....you.....die

 

[Toasthead]

wow...thats kind of an extreme response though

 

[fs5]

shens

 

[Spike]

thats crazy, the cuddle is the best part, especially because it often leads to seconds!

 

[Sheepathon]

Cuddle isn't the best part, the chocolate syrup is...

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: zendari
I suspect bubba will cuddle with him in prison.

I don't think he will get a chance, but he can cuddle his deathbed.