english people, ENGLISH!!!

[Kev]

I just recieved one of those email forwards at work with a thread of incoherent and grammatically retarded messsages, with person who forwarded it to me saying basically, "here, figure this out."

I spent a half hour trying to decipher what the hell these people were talking about. Then when I finally figured out what it most likely was about (and I'm still not sure I'm right about this), it took me literally 1 minute to actually DO THE WORK. 1 minute!! I sh*t you not!

In the words of Sam L. Jackson:

"ENGLISH, MOTHER F*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?"

 

[MrBond]

And you lose your mind, you do not loose it. You want to avoid the loose women so you don't get VD .

It's amazing how often I get emails from people with a college education who use those two words incorrectly. Every time I see it, I deduct 40 points from my perceived IQ of that person.

 

[FSUpaintball]

D0 j00 und3rz7@nd 7H3 wordZ 7h@7 4r3 com|ng ()u7 0ph my m0u7}{???

 

[glenn1]

Engrish is really r33t

 

[BDawg]

Do they speak English in What?

 

[AShadeOfClear]

glenn's link is hilarious.

 

[Legendary]

i before e except after c

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: Legendary
i before e except after c

But what about when it sounds like "eigh" like in "neighbor" or "weigh"?

 

[johnjohn320]

Originally posted by: maladroit
I just recieved one of those email forwards at work with a thread of incoherent and grammatically retarded messsages, with person who forwarded it to me saying basically, "here, figure this out."

I spent a half hour trying to decipher what the hell these people were talking about. Then when I finally figured out what it most likely was about (and I'm still not sure I'm right about this), it took me literally 1 minute to actually DO THE WORK. 1 minute!! I sh*t you not!

In the words of Sam L. Jackson:

"ENGLISH, MOTHER F*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?!?"

What's really ironic is I had to read your post 3 times to get it. Course, I am on NyQuil right now....

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Legendary
i before e except after c

But what about when it sounds like "eigh" like in "neighbor" or "weigh"?

True true - but I was referring to the first post in this thread...

recieved

 

[UNCjigga]

hammydakeezhufagincasuka

"In English Please"

wha?

"In ENGLISH"

hammydakeezhufagincasukaWHADAFA

 

[gopunk]

Originally posted by: glenn1
Engrish is really r33t

that's pretty funny

here at work, we realized that spliting users into two groups, digested and non-digested, might not go over too well with some folks. but we decided it was funny so we kept it that way

 

[Cyberian]

english people, ENGLISH!!!

Their, they're now, don't loose you're temper.

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: Legendary
i before e except after c

But what about when it sounds like "eigh" like in "neighbor" or "weigh"?

"I" before "e" except after "c" unless it sounds like "a" or it's "weird."

 

[Whitecloak]

that site killed me