English Bulldog

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix

:Q

'did you just touch my ass... because you know, it is ok if you did'

I didn't just touch your ass remember? *we'll keep that between ourselves though

well, i hope that wasn't fausto :Q

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Bad EJ EF - 30 swats for you.

your place or mine?

(better be yours, i live way out on I10)

 

[toekramp]

Originally posted by: GhettoFob

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Bad EJ EF - 30 swats for you.

your place or mine?

(better be yours, i live way out on I10)

Same here but probably opposite of your side. East side here.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: SampSon
It's a penis joke you silly people.

It is?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Same here but probably opposite of your side. East side here.

east side? who lives on the east side?

i mean... maybe if you're in beaumont you're as far out as i am...

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Same here but probably opposite of your side. East side here.

east side? who lives on the east side?

i mean... maybe if you're in beaumont you're as far out as i am...

Now now...not quite as far as Beaumont. Not even Winnie. Not even Mt. Belvieu.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Same here but probably opposite of your side. East side here.

east side? who lives on the east side?

i mean... maybe if you're in beaumont you're as far out as i am...

Now now...not quite as far as Beaumont. Not even Winnie. Not even Mt. Belvieu.

wherever those are

houston ends at the budweiser brewery for me

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Same here but probably opposite of your side. East side here.

east side? who lives on the east side?

i mean... maybe if you're in beaumont you're as far out as i am...

Now now...not quite as far as Beaumont. Not even Winnie. Not even Mt. Belvieu.

wherever those are

houston ends at the budweiser brewery for me

Hahahaha! I'm not far from there.

Your ass needs to be in a more 'spankable' place.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Hahahaha! I'm not far from there.

Your ass needs to be in a more 'spankable' place.

yeah i keep trying to move. kt blows.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Btown better.

*I hate long-distance spanking. LOL

 

[ElFenix]

btown isn't a real city

actually i want to go see that bridge yall have

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
btown isn't a real city

actually i want to go see that bridge yall have

*sigh

I could spank you on the bridge if that's what you really want...

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix
btown isn't a real city

actually i want to go see that bridge yall have

*sigh

I could spank you on the bridge if that's what you really want...

the giant suspension towers get me hot

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix
btown isn't a real city

actually i want to go see that bridge yall have

*sigh

I could spank you on the bridge if that's what you really want...

the giant suspension towers get me hot

Give me time to get some of the cords together baby.

You'll think differently of btown. You'll hate it but love it at the same time.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Give me time to get some of the cords together baby.

You'll think differently of btown. You'll hate it but love it at the same time.

sounds dirty

i prefer silk because i'm prissy like that

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Give me time to get some of the cords together baby.

You'll think differently of btown. You'll hate it but love it at the same time.

sounds dirty

i prefer silk because i'm prissy like that

I'll give it to you the way I want to give it to you.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Give me time to get some of the cords together baby.

You'll think differently of btown. You'll hate it but love it at the same time.

sounds dirty

i prefer silk because i'm prissy like that

I'll give it to you the way I want to give it to you.

intriguing

i don't wear assless chaps, not for anyone.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Give me time to get some of the cords together baby.

You'll think differently of btown. You'll hate it but love it at the same time.

sounds dirty

i prefer silk because i'm prissy like that

I'll give it to you the way I want to give it to you.

intriguing

i don't wear assless chaps, not for anyone.

That will change quick enough.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

intriguing

i don't wear assless chaps, not for anyone.

That will change quick enough.

welll, i can probably make an exception for neffing

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

intriguing

i don't wear assless chaps, not for anyone.

That will change quick enough.

welll, i can probably make an exception for neffing

Hmm.. I'll work something out with you. If I don't, the handcuffs will.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Hmm.. I'll work something out with you. If I don't, the handcuffs will.

you don't have a police uniform do you?

 

[SmoochyTX]

Unfortunately, no. I just like to 'play cop' with my cold steel handcuffs and plastic tie-wraps.

Do you like to be hog-tied?

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Unfortunately, no. I just like to 'play cop' with my cold steel handcuffs and plastic tie-wraps.

Do you like to be hog-tied?

i don't think i bend that way

<--- not flexible


i think we scared everyone else out of this thread. it's just you and me

:lips:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Unfortunately, no. I just like to 'play cop' with my cold steel handcuffs and plastic tie-wraps.

Do you like to be hog-tied?

i don't think i bend that way

<--- not flexible

It's OK. I'll be gentle at first.

Ah, you'll get used to it either way.