Engineer Jokes

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in India for $30/hr.

Fixed.

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

LOL AHHAHAHAAHAHA 11/10!!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

Lemme guess, you're a jaded former-IT/CS worker who got dumped at the dotcom bust and can't carry a steady job because you're missing either:
1) The skillz that companies want in new hires
or
2) The balls to go FIND a company that wants new hires
or
3) Any work ethic at all.

 

[imported_Kensai]

:laugh:

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China.

Fixed.

Lemme guess, you're a jaded former-IT/CS worker who got dumped at the dotcom bust and can't carry a steady job because you're missing either:
1) The skillz that companies want in new hires
or
2) The balls to go FIND a company that wants new hires
or
3) Any work ethic at all.

No, I'm an EE/CS double major. 😀

 

[Omegachi]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets

fixed

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in India for $30/week.

Fixed.

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: newParadigm

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
#4 is incomplete. It should read:
What is the difference between Electrical Engineers, Mechanical Engineers, Civil Engineers and Computer Scientists?

Electrical Engineers build the avionics on the delivery platform, Mechanical Engineers build weapons and Civil Engineers build
targets; Computer Scientists are happy to get replaced by someone in China for $.30/week.

Fixed.

Fixed.