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Energy Drink called P U S S Y

All it is is a white can with the word "Pussy" on it, so I'd assume SFW for most cases. The site itself is a computer related one, so no nasty pics in advertisements or anything.
 
So I bought a can yesterday and when I popped the lid, it squirted right at me. I said to myself, "shoot, that never happened before". I then carefully licked up the juices that collected around the edges and then took a taste. Man, I sucked that thing down hard. Never felt so revitalized.

I had a Red Bull.
 
Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
Maybe if we put some bawls into the pussy, it'd taste better?
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you do not have to have one with the other, but you can have them at the same time though....


*wonder when this will be locked*😉
 
That's a terrible name for an energy drink. They're supposed to have names like XTREME or WHOOPASS or ISKULLFUCKBEARS. When people see you drinking it, they should fear your extremeness. What are people going to think if they see you drinking this? "What a pussy." Might as well have called it "Douchebag" or "I have girl parts."
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That's a terrible name for an energy drink. They're supposed to have names like XTREME or WHOOPASS or ISKULLFUCKBEARS. When people see you drinking it, they should fear your extremeness. What are people going to think if they see you drinking this? "What a pussy." Might as well have called it "Douchebag" or "I have girl parts."
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:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That's a terrible name for an energy drink. They're supposed to have names like XTREME or WHOOPASS or ISKULLFUCKBEARS. When people see you drinking it, they should fear your extremeness. What are people going to think if they see you drinking this? "What a pussy." Might as well have called it "Douchebag" or "I have girl parts."
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Speaking of which, do we need can-sized douche bags to clean out the cans after they're empty?
 
Originally posted by: BlackTigers91
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
That's a terrible name for an energy drink. They're supposed to have names like XTREME or WHOOPASS or ISKULLFUCKBEARS. When people see you drinking it, they should fear your extremeness. What are people going to think if they see you drinking this? "What a pussy." Might as well have called it "Douchebag" or "I have girl parts."
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Speaking of which, do we need can-sized douche bags to clean out the cans after they're empty?
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Hell no. In true extreme fashion, you hit it and quit it; after you've drunk your fill, the container becomes irrelevant.
 
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