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Enemas

Originally posted by: maziwanka
what is an enema? i can't read teh def at work since its banned. you'll have to type it out for me
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You get stuff pumped up the ol' Hershey Highway to help flush you out if you're constipated or just wanna do a little colon cleansing.
 
enema is many different processes. one popular is a bullet shaped pill (the rifle size ones) they stick up ur ass to help bowel movements. enjoy!
 
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).
 
Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).
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actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.
 
Originally posted by: desk
Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).
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actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.
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Yeah, there was a thread a couple weeks ago about a woman whose husband was an alcoholic. Apparently she gave him a sherry enema and he subsequently died of alcohol poisoning.
 
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: desk
Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).
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actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.
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Yeah, there was a thread a couple weeks ago about a woman whose husband was an alcoholic. Apparently she gave him a sherry enema and he subsequently died of alcohol poisoning.
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Yeah - and like I said - ONE CAN of beer - I believe they used something like an entire bottle of sherry . . ..
 
Originally posted by: Joemonkey
Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
So what do you do, hook up a funnel and pour beer down there? If it really works I might try it.
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i too am strangely intrigued...
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See? Now it's getting too weird even for me. Theoretical conjecture is all fine and good, but when people are going to try these things . . . . 😕
 
There are actually noninvasive enemas as well, their mostly called flushes. When I was on my fast I did a salt water flush almost daily. If you ever want to play a REALLY mean trick on a friend have them pound a quart of warm water with a tablespoon of salt in it. But you will want to do it at their place though, if they accidentally fart it's all over.
 
Originally posted by: MaverickBP
enema is many different processes. one popular is a bullet shaped pill (the rifle size ones) they stick up ur ass to help bowel movements. enjoy!
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no, that is a suppository
 
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