Enemas

[UglyCasanova]

Have you ever had one? And if so, did you feel like you violated yourself?

 

[Schadenfreude]

Why would I feel the need to get one?

 

[imported_Phil]

:beer:

Nicely done.

 

[maziwanka]

what is an enema? i can't read teh def at work since its banned. you'll have to type it out for me

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
what is an enema? i can't read teh def at work since its banned. you'll have to type it out for me

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&q=define:enema

a liquid placed into the rectum to either clear stool out of the large intestine, or to examine the large intestine with an x-ray (barium enema).

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend

Originally posted by: maziwanka
what is an enema? i can't read teh def at work since its banned. you'll have to type it out for me

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&q=define:enema

a liquid placed into the rectum to either clear stool out of the large intestine, or to examine the large intestine with an x-ray (barium enema).

ahhh. thanks.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
what is an enema? i can't read teh def at work since its banned. you'll have to type it out for me

You get stuff pumped up the ol' Hershey Highway to help flush you out if you're constipated or just wanna do a little colon cleansing.

 

[OutHouse]

just get a colonic

 

[MaverickBP]

enema is many different processes. one popular is a bullet shaped pill (the rifle size ones) they stick up ur ass to help bowel movements. enjoy!

 

[radioouman]

Just use Colonblow and Super Colonblow instead!
http://www.colonblow.com

 

[Schadenfreude]

You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).

 

[desk]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).

actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: desk

Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).

actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.

Yeah, there was a thread a couple weeks ago about a woman whose husband was an alcoholic. Apparently she gave him a sherry enema and he subsequently died of alcohol poisoning.

 

[imported_Phil]

This thread just got weird.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: desk

Originally posted by: Jehovah
You know, coincidentally, this came up at a discussion yesterday - apparently the membranes of the colon absorb nutrients (& others, this is important) much quicker than if it's put in the "other way" - basically, the focus wasn't so much on enemas, but I digress - essentially, you can get blitzed if you get an enema with one can of beer - if you do any more, your ass is going to the hospital for alchohol poisoning (pun intended).

actually....i just saw an article where somebody died from doing exactly that. and their spouse was arrested for manslaughter or something.

Yeah, there was a thread a couple weeks ago about a woman whose husband was an alcoholic. Apparently she gave him a sherry enema and he subsequently died of alcohol poisoning.

Yeah - and like I said - ONE CAN of beer - I believe they used something like an entire bottle of sherry . . ..

 

[Mayfriday0529]

its horrible and you better have a bathroom near

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: Dopefiend
This thread just got weird.

Just?

 

[UglyCasanova]

So what do you do, hook up a funnel and pour beer down there? If it really works I might try it.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
So what do you do, hook up a funnel and pour beer down there? If it really works I might try it.

i too am strangely intrigued...

 

[imported_Phil]

I forsee a rash of threads about alcohol poisoning....

 

[Schadenfreude]

Originally posted by: Joemonkey

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
So what do you do, hook up a funnel and pour beer down there? If it really works I might try it.

i too am strangely intrigued...

See? Now it's getting too weird even for me. Theoretical conjecture is all fine and good, but when people are going to try these things . . . .

 

[Valhalla1]

and google searches for "alcohol enema" are thru the roof!

 

[azazyel]

There are actually noninvasive enemas as well, their mostly called flushes. When I was on my fast I did a salt water flush almost daily. If you ever want to play a REALLY mean trick on a friend have them pound a quart of warm water with a tablespoon of salt in it. But you will want to do it at their place though, if they accidentally fart it's all over.

 

[Archman]

Originally posted by: MaverickBP
enema is many different processes. one popular is a bullet shaped pill (the rifle size ones) they stick up ur ass to help bowel movements. enjoy!

no, that is a suppository

 

[meltdown75]

public enema # 1?