I'm sure this is a repost times a million...but who likes old bumped threads.
What was your most embarassing moment?
Not my most, but had a good one today.
This morning when i got dressed and put my keys, wallet, cell phone in my pants pocket - i somehow managed to grab my wifes lipstick.
During a business meeting this morning, my phone rang (vibrated)...i reached in my pocket and pulled it out. With it, came the lipstick.
My dumbass didn't know what it was, so i picked it up and opened the cap. Everyone in the room seen the bright pink lipstick and gave me this REALLY weird look.
I hope they believed me when i told them that i must have accidently grabbed it off the dresser.
My most embarrassing (or close to it) was a few years ago. I lived in a 3 story apartment complex, laundry was in the basement.
I was doing my laundry one night around 1am. It was late, and i was kinda drunk. When i took my wash down, i wore only a pair of those pants that have velcro up both legs...no undies...no shirt.
When i went to go down the very last set of steps...my pants caught on a screw that holds the stair trim down. I tripped and fell down the stairs (8 of them). As i fell, my pants ripped off and clung to the screw at the top of the steps.
The people living in the lower floor were awake and immediately opened their door. I hadn't even gotten up off the floor yet - so there i lay, naked...on their welcome mat.
When they opened the door, i scrambled to cover my junk and grabbed two handfulls of the laundry that was now sprawled all over.
Unfortunately, the load of laundry was mostly my wifes clothes...the clothes i grabbed and used to cover my tool with were bras and underwear.
She had this really grossed out, irate look on her face...but luckily she didn't call the cops.
What was your most embarassing moment?
Not my most, but had a good one today.
This morning when i got dressed and put my keys, wallet, cell phone in my pants pocket - i somehow managed to grab my wifes lipstick.
During a business meeting this morning, my phone rang (vibrated)...i reached in my pocket and pulled it out. With it, came the lipstick.
My dumbass didn't know what it was, so i picked it up and opened the cap. Everyone in the room seen the bright pink lipstick and gave me this REALLY weird look.
I hope they believed me when i told them that i must have accidently grabbed it off the dresser.
My most embarrassing (or close to it) was a few years ago. I lived in a 3 story apartment complex, laundry was in the basement.
I was doing my laundry one night around 1am. It was late, and i was kinda drunk. When i took my wash down, i wore only a pair of those pants that have velcro up both legs...no undies...no shirt.
When i went to go down the very last set of steps...my pants caught on a screw that holds the stair trim down. I tripped and fell down the stairs (8 of them). As i fell, my pants ripped off and clung to the screw at the top of the steps.
The people living in the lower floor were awake and immediately opened their door. I hadn't even gotten up off the floor yet - so there i lay, naked...on their welcome mat.
When they opened the door, i scrambled to cover my junk and grabbed two handfulls of the laundry that was now sprawled all over.
Unfortunately, the load of laundry was mostly my wifes clothes...the clothes i grabbed and used to cover my tool with were bras and underwear.
She had this really grossed out, irate look on her face...but luckily she didn't call the cops.
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