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Elisha Cuthbert or uber Computer system

Schadenfroh

Schadenfroh

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*i would take the computer, sell parts of it, and then use the funds to pick up women locally*

inspired by this thread.

Elisha will not rember anything after it is over, only you will have memories. You will be locked in a room with her, she will be mind controlled by you and will obey your every command. Communication with the outside world will be impossible. Their will be no devices like cellphones, cameras etc. brought with you. You get to keep only your memories with elisha, but if you chose the PC, you get to keep it for life.

the test of a true geek
 
WTF P4EE??? Boooo I want an FX dual core setup from the future 🙂

Oh yeah also my GF would kill me if I did Elisha Cuthburt 😛
 
PC. The other thing is some kind of wierd mind control rape that's probably illegal and certainly would be frowned upon by my GF.
 
thoes choices Elisha def,

but if it were a Dual Opteron 250 2 gigs ram 1Tb in Raid 5, 6800 Ultra and 2x 22in CRTs id be all over that
 
The girl, if you hadn't made it so weird with the "mind control" thing. How about, "A top of the line computer or having Elisha actually want you without being mind controlled." I know it might be hard to fathom...
 
I have made up my mind. I know you are going to call me crazy, but ebay the computer and give the money to charity.
 
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The girl, if you hadn't made it so weird with the "mind control" thing. How about, "A top of the line computer or having Elisha actually want you without being mind controlled." I know it might be hard to fathom...
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do you think she would let any of us near her without mind control?
 
Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Originally posted by: FrogDog
The girl, if you hadn't made it so weird with the "mind control" thing. How about, "A top of the line computer or having Elisha actually want you without being mind controlled." I know it might be hard to fathom...
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do you think she would let any of us near her without mind control?
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No, but what I would wish for is that she WOULD let me near her, not for her to be mind controlled...
 
"she will be mind controlled by you"

*puts fingers on temples, stares at Elisha* [robotic voice]Elisha, walk over here. Elisha, unzip my pants. Elisha, put your hand...[\]
 
computer for sure. its not impossible to find a girl as pretty as elisha. but its pretty fvcking hard to come up with $10000 for a pc

-Vivan
 
Laugh - I'll take cutbert and mind control. Its more believable that i can mind control her rather than she is interested. lol.
 
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