Elevator Etiquette

Deeko

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-don't take the elevator if you live on a lower floor. What floor is permissable depends on the height of the building...I live in a 17 floor building, I think 2-4 is unacceptable.
-If there are 2 sets of elevators, like regular & express, only hit the down button for 1, not both
-don't hit any buttons when you get out, we aren't 5 years old
-if you stink, take the stairs

theres more that i thought of and can't remember. People really suck at elevators, and its really annoying.
 

HappyPuppy

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I like getting on the elevator in tall buildings, like 20 -30 stories, and hit all the buttons really quick! :Q Hell, I'm in no hurry to get where I'm going and noone else should be either. :p
 

oniq

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I like going into elevators after fishing and just go up and down while scraping the fish's scales off.
 

biffbacon

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ALWAYS, let the people who are getting off the elevator get off before you try to cram your fat a$$ on
 

Semidevil

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if your taking the elevator up, and when the elevator opens up and points down....don't get on!

It will come back up...don't worry.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Hehe, that third thing you mentioned rang a bell in my head. When I was in Vegas with my family and some cousins, we were getting off of an elevator and I decided to push all the buttons. At the bottom floor, everyone got off and the next group got on, one person yelled a little but didn't know who it was. My dad just laughed a bit and told me not to do it that bad again. Oh, there were tons of floors and I pressed them for each one :p
 

oniq

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Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Hehe, that third thing you mentioned rang a bell in my head. When I was in Vegas with my family and some cousins, we were getting off of an elevator and I decided to push all the buttons. At the bottom floor, everyone got off and the next group got on, one person yelled a little but didn't know who it was. My dad just laughed a bit and told me not to do it that bad again. Oh, there were tons of floors and I pressed them for each one :p

Dennis?
 

her209

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Press the Ground Level button if you are the last person getting off the elevator.
 

clamum

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Feb 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: Deeko
-don't take the elevator if you live on a lower floor. What floor is permissable depends on the height of the building...I live in a 17 floor building, I think 2-4 is unacceptable.

Unless you have some sort of disability in which you can't walk up 4 flights of stairs. aka my Grandma or something
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: clamum
Originally posted by: Deeko
-don't take the elevator if you live on a lower floor. What floor is permissable depends on the height of the building...I live in a 17 floor building, I think 2-4 is unacceptable.

Unless you have some sort of disability in which you can't walk up 4 flights of stairs. aka my Grandma or something

Or you are carrying something... like groceries.
 

Apathetic

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I think the reason is that people are simply not very considerate of others. People don't think about what affect their actions will have on others.

Dave
 

GtPrOjEcTX

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you seriously expect someone to walk up 3 flights up stairs when then can just use an elevator? this is America, home of the lazy. that's way too much to ask.
 

rh71

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4 floors takes a while to walk. I'd say only 2 is unacceptable.
 

Ness

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Your fscking rolling backpack does not require the same space as a human body, pick it up you lazy slob.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Those things that go up and down are transportation devices? I thought they were automatic portable latrines. You know, you use them, they go down (presumably to a sewer or waste management facility) and by the time you need it again it's clean. No wonder people looked shocked the last time I dropped trou. I owe that little old lady and her poodles an apology.
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: rh71
4 floors takes a while to walk. I'd say only 2 is unacceptable.

that was always the unspoken rule in college.

2 floors = unacceptable (unless you're carrying something heavy, are injured below the waist, or is a professor)
3 floors = no problems unless the elevator is crowded. even if it is crowded, no one will say anything to your face, but some people will sigh heavily after the doors close.
4+ floors = always ok
 

TwinkleToes77

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I live on the 2nd floor of a 19 floor building.. I never take the elevator at ground level unless my hands are completely full from groceries or other items, and thats ONLY if they elevator is already there. I wont wait for it to come down or up.

I however, do take the elevator from the sub basement 2 level.. its 4 flights of stairs.
Originally posted by: her209
Press the Ground Level button if you are the last person getting off the elevator.

My father in law works with a very well known elevator company and he told us that most elevators (exception to older ones) are programmed to automatically come down to ground level when they empty.

We have 3 elevators in our building and his company services all of them. One is programmed to sit at the lowest level, one on the top floor, and one on ground.