Electroejaculation

[Slew Foot]

Yup thats how my day is starting out.










The patient is a paraplegic and wants kids so in order to get a sample from him, the urologist is going to stick electrodes up his butt and stimulate away. Should be interesting.

 

[goobernoodles]

Holy mother of god.

hahahahaha

 

[PottedMeat]

I hope it's not like the one I saw on Dirty Jobs for cows D: :

:awe::awe::awe:

 

[Uppsala9496]

And I thought my day was off to a shitty start.

 

[nakedfrog]

Will he be able to feel it?

 

[eldorado99]

Hahahahaha... I didn't know that was even possible.

Where do I get one of those kits???

 

[preslove]

nevermind, I was thinking quadriplegic

 

[surfsatwerk]

The patient is a paraplegic and wants kids so in order to get a sample from him, the urologist is going to stick electrodes up his butt and stimulate away. Should be interesting.

Is that something an average joe like me could put his hands on for home use?

 

[SandEagle]

nevermind, I was thinking quadriplegic

taxpayer dollars.

oh well, at least the kids will know that dad will never walk out of their lives

 

[Scouzer]

Is that something an average joe like me could put his hands on for home use?

no kidding. i want in on this.

 

[highland145]

Better that a hamster up the....I guess.

No, I wouldn't know. "Exit only" sign in place.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

i was wondering what to do in this weekend. things are starting to look up!

 

[ixelion]

I guess it works on your prostate? If you have an adventurous wife you wont need one of those.

 

[eits]

delete

 

[Jeff7]

So is it e-ejaculation, or e-jactulation?

iJaculate?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

taxpayer dollars.

oh well, at least the kids will know that dad will never walk out of their lives

BOOOO!!!

More importantly, where do I buy one of these kits? :hmm:

 

[preslove]

no kidding. i want in on this.

... you know... they make anal vibrators just for this purpose... :sneaky:...



:whiste:

 

[Tristicus]

The weird thing is, people do this for pleasure.

*shudders*

 

[eits]

So is it e-ejaculation, or e-jactulation?

iJaculate?

eJac

 

[keird]

... you know... they make anal vibrators just for this purpose... :sneaky:...



:whiste:

ergonomically shaped tasers?

 

[nakedfrog]

The weird thing is, people do this for pleasure.

*shudders*

What's weird about it?

 

[Rubycon]

I wonder what it would sound like...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPH8UJ7-ibc



Careful listening to that.

 

[SunnyD]

Voted most shocking thread of the day...

 

[MJinZ]

Yup thats how my day is starting out.










The patient is a paraplegic and wants kids so in order to get a sample from him, the urologist is going to stick electrodes up his butt and stimulate away. Should be interesting.

Wait, having no arms means someone else can't do it for him or wear a sex toy?

And if he doesn't have a significant other.. does he really think he would make a good father without arms?

Money goes a long way I guess..

 

[shortylickens]

Thread is full of win.

I miss that girl.
The one I met in San Francisco.
She worked as a nurse.
In a proctologists office.............