ehehe.... where do YOU fit in the wolf pack....?

[Perknose]

First, I'd buy me a spiffy new lamb skin Union Suit. Then I'd be . . . a wolf in sheep's clothing!!

Next, I'd go on a rampage, I'd be the nemisis of all the herders and their flocks, until they "got the flocks out of there". But I wouldn't stop, I'd pursue them from continent to continent, "getting their goats" and sheep and generally decimating the flocks until they were:

The herds shot 'round the World!

After that, I'd segue into banking and become a loan wolf.

And I wouldn't be one bit sheepish about it, either!!

Edit: Oh, yeah, and if ever challenged by a dominant wolf, I'd tear him into alpha bits!!

 

[Phunktion]

I don't care who the Alpha male is because I would most likely become freakishly huge and I'd steal food forcefully from everyone else if I didn't already have any, everyone but maybe the Alpha but even him if I felt I could do it..

I wouldn't want to be the top dog because everyone hates the guy on the top and I'm far too lazy to be a leader anyway.. and I'd have my way with the b!tches seeing as it's not wise to turn down a freakishly huge wolf with a bad temper..

hell you said a wolf.. who said I would act like a human..

Edit: oh yeah and I'd leave the pack all the time to go out into suburbia to eat people and biting the tires off of their cars while I'm at it and dragging the people back to the pack to feed us all.. people are so plentiful anyways.. ah what a simple life

 

[James2k]

Alpha Male, no question about it. I want my pick of the female wolves

 

[Baffler]

Since I like cats better than dogs, I see myself as one of those young lion males who are looking for a old weak pack leader (with a BIG harem) which I can chase/kill and take over.

 

[d1abolic]

You people need to lay off the dope