GaryJohnson
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Golgatha
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- Jul 18, 2003
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Can I be Kratos?
I knew a perfect day would come where I could link this Penny Arcade picture.
http://i42.tinypic.com/j6k1vq.jpg
blurredvision
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Haha, I was just wondering where Jesus would be on the tech tree, and if he had any researchable upgrades....
Would be awesome if Jesus was a hero unit, like in WC3, and whenever he died, he'd come back to life after like 5 minutes.
- Sep 28, 2005
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Does does Jacob kill his brother as a sidequest in this one?
ROFLROFL..
That would only kill his physical form.
He really doesnt need his physical form.
Jesus is an allyourbasesbelongtous hack.
ROFLROFL..
That would only kill his physical form.
He really doesnt need his physical form.
Jesus is an allyourbasesbelongtous hack.
mmntech
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WhipperSnapper
Lifer
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Can I play the role of an evil atheist who goes around trying to convert the sheep into rational thinkers?
That's like Dwight Screwt who plays himself in second life.
You could but most people play games to escape their real lives.......
I guess you could have the power to fly or shoot lazers out of your eyes to those who don't listen which would be cool. But then you would get relig. Agro and get hunted down by the Ori faction.
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Der... what?
they couldnt hire decent programmers so they had to encode it flash.
zinfamous
No Lifer
- Jul 12, 2006
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At first I thought you really were someone involved with developing this game, then realizing it was a joke, and being a little caught off guard, I thought it was kinda funny =) A for effort =P
KlokWyze
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Malak
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BD231
Lifer
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This game would be *GREAT* if it was a high quality action rpg that had something to do with time warps and modern artillery ..... B.C. times were one big cluster fuk of death anyway.
The very first thing I'd do is assassinate Mosses using a .45. No need for a silencer, when that gun goes off people will think it was lightning when they see him bleeding from the head for no reason.
They'll declare it an act of God at which point I'll head over to Sodom & Gamorrah and get me some b*tchs.
The very first thing I'd do is assassinate Mosses using a .45. No need for a silencer, when that gun goes off people will think it was lightning when they see him bleeding from the head for no reason.
They'll declare it an act of God at which point I'll head over to Sodom & Gamorrah and get me some b*tchs.
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A real MMO actually set in those times could be pretty interesting. Medieval fantasy is done to death and Sci-Fi is rarely done right, but Old Testament style has great potential.
Rape, genocide, ritual executions, incest, and that's just levels 1-10.
I'd be a level 50 Shepard, something like a Ranger/Monk hybrid class. They start off weak like traditional mages, but at higher levels they can mezz large groups of enemies at once and even tame low level Hebrews.
Rape, genocide, ritual executions, incest, and that's just levels 1-10.
I'd be a level 50 Shepard, something like a Ranger/Monk hybrid class. They start off weak like traditional mages, but at higher levels they can mezz large groups of enemies at once and even tame low level Hebrews.
Elcs
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MagickMan
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