egging houses on halloween

[AlphaIVT]

what type eggs do you recomnned me and my buddies throw? AA Grade or A Grade? White or Brown?

j/k

 

[nateholtrop]

brown I like the white eggs...I know a few ppl on campus who will be getting a few eggs on the ol new car!!! asshole on the baseball team....girl who said no....prof that is just plain dumb...hehehe.

Nate

 

[Locutus of Board]

Throw an egg at my house, let me catch you.

You'll be sh!tting them for a week.

 

[perry]

You shoulda been planning this for a least a week. Best throwing eggs are the ones that have been sitting on your front porch for that time. Nice and smelly. Adds insult to injury when the home owner is cleaning them up the next day.

 

[AlphaIVT]

nah, i'm not eggis houses, i'm trying to find silly string spray cans, but I can't find a big can of that cool sh!t

 

[prodigy]

I hope you're over 18, or bought the eggs already. They don't sell 'em to minors on Halloween.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

He's just an immature little fnck. No matter what he says he's going to do it anyway because hes an idiot.

Edit:

PM from Alpha:



<< look f*ck head! Lay the f*ck off! >>

 

[mosdef]

That reminds me of when I went out to TP someone's house. I bought a huge economy size pack, which has like 36 rolls. I thought that would be too obvious because I was with a few other teens so I added a Mentos to &quot;distract&quot; the cashier.

-mosdef

 

[BiggieN]

man...i egged someone's house once...hope you know that person, because if its a stranger i sure hope you run fast or if you are planning on egging russ' house, a bulletproof vest.

 

[IBhacknU]

<< added a Mentos to &quot;distract&quot; the cashier >>

not condoms?

 

[Ranger X]

Do not get caught throwing eggs. I once got caught and that was the worst feeling ever ... having the people talk to my parents.

 

[BiggieN]

tp is equally bad. not a good thing to be caught as rangerx already mentioned.

 

[MC]

best eggs will be those you bought one month ago! Hmmmmmm must be fun

 

[BiggieN]

not encouraging anything, but i've always wanted to do flaming bags of crap...but i'm a bit too mature for that now...haaha or so you thought.

 

[Unsickle]

watch out about the flaming crap. arson carries serious penalties.

 

[BigToque]

why do it on the 31st??!?!

the 30th is gate night! thats when your supposed to throw eggs and such!

 

[purplehayes]

I remember one year I had a buddy that worked at a little grocery store and he talked his boss into letting him buy a case of eggs (40 doz.) for Halloween. My arm was so tired after that!
Dang near got shot creeping through somebody's back yard, too. I think that was my last Halloween on terror.

Ah, the glorius results of a misspent youth!

PH