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Egads! I was a troll this morning. YAFBT

DrPizza

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
A childhood friend added me months ago. Ever since then, I see the same types of messages every day - it's all she posts.

"I have the greatest hubby in the world, thank the Lord for bringing us together"
and
"The Lord has done great things in my life. I can't wait to see what he does next."
MULTIPLE times a day she posts these things. Quite frankly, it's getting annoying. Not quite as annoying as still seeing all those mafia requests despite blocking that application.
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Her last three posts from newest to oldest:
"In a bad bad mood!!!!!!!!!"
"AND THEN MY RADIATOR BLEW UP"
"It is a day to thank the Lord.. He has done great things in our lives. He is about to do more and more. thank you Lord."


My replies (oldest to newest):
"OMG! He just blew up your radiator!"
"The Lord blew up your radiator. If you don't drive today, you can't be in a fatal car accident. Praise the Lord."
"Your anger at the Lord's actions has pissed Him off. Repent and post how wonderful He is."
 
I'm convinced it's just another form of egomania. Some people want to believe they are so important that God has some greater plan for them that involves blowing up their radiator or getting them accidentally pregnant.
 
You become like that which you spend the most time with. You spend so much time modding, the trolls are having an effect on you. Thus, you are an excellent troll!
 
I give this trolling a 9/10.

Maybe if FB switched to VB it would have a working ignore :laugh:
 
Good job DrPizza, you've played right into god's plan for her life.


Of course, since you have free will, that's impossible......hm.

Yes, the wonderful paradox of "god's plan."

 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
A childhood friend added me months ago. Ever since then, I see the same types of messages every day - it's all she posts.

"I have the greatest hubby in the world, thank the Lord for bringing us together"
and
"The Lord has done great things in my life. I can't wait to see what he does next."
MULTIPLE times a day she posts these things. Quite frankly, it's getting annoying. Not quite as annoying as still seeing all those mafia requests despite blocking that application.
---
Her last three posts from newest to oldest:
"In a bad bad mood!!!!!!!!!"
"AND THEN MY RADIATOR BLEW UP"
"It is a day to thank the Lord.. He has done great things in our lives. He is about to do more and more. thank you Lord."


My replies (oldest to newest):
"OMG! He just blew up your radiator!"
"The Lord blew up your radiator. If you don't drive today, you can't be in a fatal car accident. Praise the Lord."
"Your anger at the Lord's actions has pissed Him off. Repent and post how wonderful He is."
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You can "hide" or defriend her.
 
Originally posted by: mofoe2001
oh i also forgot to ask...WTF IS EGADS?
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Expression or ejaculation (in the grammatical sense, get your mind out of the gutter!), coming from "ye gods" or "oh god" or something similar, and it got corrupted into "egads!".
 
Originally posted by: Crono
Originally posted by: mofoe2001
oh i also forgot to ask...WTF IS EGADS?
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Expression or ejaculation (in the grammatical sense, get your mind out of the gutter!), coming from "ye gods" or "oh god" or something similar, and it got corrupted into "egads!".
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Wolfpack always stick together. thanks for the enlightenment. Now, another question. Will saying Egads get me laid?
 
Originally posted by: Balt
I'm convinced it's just another form of egomania. Some people want to believe they are so important that God has some greater plan for them that involves blowing up their radiator or getting them accidentally pregnant.
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my dad thanks god for parking spaces

and if theres not a parking space, he hangs up my grammas spare handicap tag and uses a handicap space. so it all works out.
 
Originally posted by: Siddhartha
You can "hide" or defriend her.
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This. From your News Feed, mouse over one of her status updates and a box with "hide" in it will appear to the right. Click on it and choose to hide her. I have had to do this for similar reasons.
 
lmao, I received a phone call from someone who also has her on their friend's list...
"Thanks for making my day! It's been so sickening lately with all her posts. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks."
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
lmao, I received a phone call from someone who also has her on their friend's list...
"Thanks for making my day! It's been so sickening lately with all her posts. I haven't laughed that hard in weeks."
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Oh no, she fed the troll 😛
 
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