Effortlessly remove tree sap from your car windshield and make your wiper blades like new again

Killbat

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Liquid Sander Deglosser.

Every American household should have a can of this stuff. Xylene, Toluene, Petroleum Distillates, Isopropanol; everything nasty.

To remove sap drippings (or anything else gooey for that matter) from your car windshield, just wet a paper towel with this liquid and rub on the sap until it disappears. Even large, hardened sap droplets can be dissolved by this stuff in seconds. When you've got all the sap dissolved, use some "blue stuff" window cleaner to remove the residues from the window. *poof* super-clean glass. Goo-Gone comes nowhere near this stuff's power.

Also, get a paper towel wet with sander deglosser and rub it along your windshield wiper blades a dozen times or so, then wipe the blade off with a water-wet paper towel to remove the chemical. It will actually eat away at the rubber surface and totally renew the blade. It's awesome.

Oh yea, keep this stuff away from everything else on your car. It should have no trouble completely dissolving your paint, or deglossing your plastic body panels. ;)

Any time you need to attack ANYTHING gooey, this stuff is up to the task. This is the only chemical I've found capable of easily dissolving those bubblegum-like heat conductant pads from heatsinks without physical abbrasion. Get yourself a can today.
 

ATLien247

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Would it be safe to use on linoleum? To remove some Liquid Nails that I accidentally dripped on it?
 

MichaelD

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"Goof-Off" works just as well AND ALSO contains all of those wonderfully toxic chemicals named in the original post! :D
 

GasX

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either way, you can kill MAJOR brain cells with either product!!