EEK! FUNNEL WEB SPIDER!!!

UNCjigga

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Who invited YOU in?

You know, as much as I hate and fear spiders, you gotta admire this guy's ingenuity. Normally, you wouldn't find this kinda spider inside your home. This guy somehow managed a way in and realized he couldn't build his typical funnel-web/trap door setup inside (kinda hard to dig up those hardwood floors.) But what does he stumble across?? Aha, an air duct!! Perfect for a funnel web! I was actually doing some cleaning when I came across the web. Wasn't sure if it was occupied or not (spider wasn't up top at the time) so I went outside, found a hapless potato/roley-poley bug, took it inside and dropped it onto the web. Even before I realized the sucker had landed on the web, Mr. Wolf shot out from the vent and pounced on his victim. At first he was confused (the bug had rolled into a ball) so he stepped backwards and observed his prey. Mr. Potato Bug foolishly opened up on his backside...exposing his many wriggling legs and making every effort to right himself up (and tugging all those web strands that say 'EAT ME' in the process.) Mr. Wolf again pounced on his victim, this time with a target his teeth could penetrate. By the time I got my digicam out, he'd already rolled up his pray and respun his web.

WARNING! CLOSEUP SHOT!
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Who invited YOU in?

You know, as much as I hate and fear spiders, you gotta admire this guy's ingenuity. Normally, you wouldn't find this kinda spider inside your home. This guy somehow managed a way in and realized he couldn't build his typical funnel-web/trap door setup inside (kinda hard to dig up those hardwood floors.) But what does he stumble across?? Aha, an air duct!! Perfect for a funnel web! I was actually doing some cleaning when I came across the web. Wasn't sure if it was occupied or not (spider wasn't up top at the time) so I went outside, found a hapless potato/roley-poley bug, took it inside and dropped it onto the web. Even before I realized the sucker had landed on the web, Mr. Wolf shot out from the vent and pounced on his victim. At first he was confused (the bug had rolled into a ball) so he stepped backwards and observed his prey. Mr. Potato Bug foolishly opened up on his backside...exposing his many wriggling legs and making every effort to right himself up (and tugging all those web strands that say 'EAT ME' in the process.) Mr. Wolf again pounced on his victim, this time with a target his teeth could penetrate. By the time I got my digicam out, he'd already rolled up his pray and respun his web.

WARNING! CLOSEUP SHOT!
That is not a real FunnelWeb spider. If it was you would probably be dead by now. They are extremely venomous and large and will chase you down.
 

MangoTBG

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Wow. Is that really a spider? [/sarcasm]


Seriously. What's ATOT's obsession with gay fvcking spider?!?!?
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
That is not a real FunnelWeb spider. If it was you would probably be dead by now. They are extremely venomous and large and will chase you down.
Yeah, upon closer inspection of the pic I think its something in the wolf spider category. I guess true trap-door spiders are bigger. Would they really chase me down? Why would they want to eat humans?? :Q

 

Kelvrick

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Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Wow. Is that really a spider? [/sarcasm]


Seriously. What's ATOT's obsession with gay fvcking spider?!?!?

WTF is ATOT's obsession with not resizing their pics?!
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Wow. Is that really a spider? [/sarcasm]


Seriously. What's ATOT's obsession with gay fvcking spider?!?!?
Spiders are gay? I guess that explains the silk and crotcheting bit then...

edit: pics are now resized...sorry
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
That is not a real FunnelWeb spider. If it was you would probably be dead by now. They are extremely venomous and large and will chase you down.
Yeah, upon closer inspection of the pic I think its something in the wolf spider category. I guess true trap-door spiders are bigger. Would they really chase me down? Why would they want to eat humans?? :Q
They are very aggressive and will attack anything that moves.

here is a cool list of the nastiest of the nasty:

http://www.comedy-zone.net/triviazone/animals/page4.htm