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meltdown75

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Man found in WI basement covered in BBQ sauce
July 3, 2008 - 7:44AM
APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.

"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner.

This happened in Wisconsin.

The homeowners say they woke up to whistling sounds.

The husband grabbed his shotgun and headed toward the basement where he found the sauced-up intruder.

He held him at gunpoint until police arrived.

The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government.

He now faces burglary charges.
you'd think he'd be covered in apple sauce in Appleton. just sayin
 

IronWing

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I would be questioning the homeowners real hard. A Wisconsin couple has a guy covered in BBQ sauce, hmmm. Appleton isn't that far from Plainfield, home of Ed Guin.
 

SpunkyJones

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Just when I start to think nothing can shock me. Thank you Internet for making me feel alive yet again.
 

Billb2

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I been doing that for years and the IRS still hasn't found me.
It kinda messes up the car seats though.