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lowtech1

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Originally posted by: stormbv
I saw a picture of them in a free Hot Deals magazine that I get called The Week. She's pretty good lookin'. I wonder how they do it...
The likely hood that he could have children is low, but there is always turkey baster that they can use. And, as for how they do it; I am assuming that he service her with his arm/leg.

 

Vic

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Originally posted by: X-Man
Well, no wonder! He's a bloody tripod, mate!
LOL!

"Why it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!" :)
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Buttzilla
my gf read in times magazine that mini me is getting married to a 6' 2" yoga instructor...

hmmm...well...like...how will the kids look like???
Well unlike most of the wankers here he will at least be getting some!
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
my gf read in times magazine that mini me is getting married to a 6' 2" yoga instructor...

hmmm...well...like...how will the kids look like???
Well unlike most of the wankers here he will at least be getting some!

It's unfortunate that he doesn't marry a little person.

That is all.


BTW - More likely than not the kids will all look normal.
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
my gf read in times magazine that mini me is getting married to a 6' 2" yoga instructor...

hmmm...well...like...how will the kids look like???
Well unlike most of the wankers here he will at least be getting some!

It's unfortunate that he doesn't marry a little person.

That is all.


BTW - More likely than not the kids will all look normal.
Why should he marry another dwarf when he can get a 6'2" Amazon that's a fox?

 

Electric Amish

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
my gf read in times magazine that mini me is getting married to a 6' 2" yoga instructor...

hmmm...well...like...how will the kids look like???
Well unlike most of the wankers here he will at least be getting some!

It's unfortunate that he doesn't marry a little person.

That is all.


BTW - More likely than not the kids will all look normal.

I don't understand that POV one bit.
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Red DawnWhy should he marry another dwarf when he can get a 6'2" Amazon that's a fox?

What part of "That is all" don't you understand? :p

Alright, look, I just think it demonstrates an inability to accept himself as he is. He went for the "most beautiful" woman he could find, and it's likely because he feels inadequate and wants to prove himself. That's not healthy.

Yes, Red, I realize this is all conjecture, and I'm happy if they're happy, but come on, what are the odds?
 

Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Red DawnWhy should he marry another dwarf when he can get a 6'2" Amazon that's a fox?

What part of "That is all" don't you understand? :p

Alright, look, I just think it demonstrates an inability to accept himself as he is. He went for the "most beautiful" woman he could find, and it's likely because he feels inadequate and wants to prove himself. That's not healthy.

Yes, Red, I realize this is all conjecture, and I'm happy if they're happy, but come on, what are the odds?
Considering that he is a Celebrity and has a lot of money I'd say the odds are pretty good.
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Considering that he is a Celebrity and has a lot of money I'd say the odds are pretty good.


Do you honestly think that at the end of his life (which will be soon, considering the medical problems dwarfism generally causes), he WON'T regret this?

Admittedly it's not worth thinking about and I have no fvcking idea how I'd act in his shoes. Actually I couldn't fit in his shoes so...

 

brigden

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Originally posted by: djheater
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Buttzilla
my gf read in times magazine that mini me is getting married to a 6' 2" yoga instructor...

hmmm...well...like...how will the kids look like???
Well unlike most of the wankers here he will at least be getting some!

It's unfortunate that he doesn't marry a little person.

That is all.


BTW - More likely than not the kids will all look normal.

Imagine being able to kick your dad's ass at six.
 

ViRGE

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Welp, he's not getting married any more; Leno just mentioned that they called it off.:Q
 

Spoooon

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If he can have kids, there is a chance that they'd be normal sized. It's no guarantee that his kids would be dwarfs also.