No quoting anyone here... just too much to quote.
Anyway, the BIOS issue might be a good place to start.
DDR? I ain't got no stinking DDR. Not one stick of it in the house.

Half the reason I bought a K7S5A... plus memory prices are about as bas as gasoline right now. Rediculous. But if anyone wants to
give me some DDR to play with (even PC1600) I'd be happy to fiddle with it.
Okay... so... let me lay out the machine for you.
ECS K7S5A flashed with the 02/02/2002 BIOS (the lastest one available on the ECS site)
AMD Duron 1.0GHz cooled by an Alpha PAL8045/Sunon 40cfm combo (which still runs oddly hot according to the motherboard)
1 stick 256MB PC133 CL2 Crucial Memory, all 3 that I own are identical
45GB Western Digital WD450AA ATA66 Drive Primary Master
Toshiba SD-1002 DVD-ROM Secondary Master
VisionTek GTS-V 32MB AGP
Enlight 7237 Midtower Case with Enlight 300 watt PSU
It could be the PSU, but I doubt that because the system runs dead-stable all the time (I'm using it right now). I don't have another PSU to test, so I won't bother.
Like I said, the RAM is fine, I pulled it from my KK266-R when I built this machine. It's seated fully in SDR DIMM 1.
I can try to move it. What gets me more though now that I think about it is the memory is SPD rated for CL2 at both 100 and 133MHz... so why does the motherboard set CAS 4 when I have SPD enabled. Why does it set CAS 3 when I have it set to 2? Why why why? Hehe.
I'm not going to take the board apart or anything, no reason to. It's just a stopgap until I pick up a "real" board. You'll be seeing it on the forums in a week or two. It works, that's all I'm asking of it right now.
But I'll dabble, because I'm sure you're all just as curious as I am... CAS 4... what a laugh.
SunnyD