Ecosexuality: the Earth is your lover not your mother

[UglyCasanova]

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/en...NvbS8&guce_referrer_cs=-KaV4uTHLF_604xK2bS60w

1. Ecosexuality involves having sex with the earth.

2. The main premise is that you see nature as your lover and not as your mother.

3. Ecosexuality is a new approach to stopping climate change.

4. Ecosexuality is an identity like any other.

5. Ecosexuals can be in long-term relationships with the elements.

6. There is growing interest in the concept of ecosexuality.

7. Ecosexuals wear condoms on their fingers for flower sex.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

It sounds like a good idea, but all it takes is one encounter with a knothole in a tree that *seems* to be unoccupied and you're right back to doing things the old-fashioned way.

$7 hooker > rabid squirrel.

 

[Iron Woode]

It sounds like a good idea, but all it takes is one encounter with a knothole in a tree that *seems* to be unoccupied and you're right back to doing things the old-fashioned way.

$7 hooker > rabid squirrel.

I don't know, man. Those rabid squirrels really got it going on compared to those $7 hookers.

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[snoopy7548]

Watch out for poison ivy...

 

[Newbian]

Poke a hole in the ground and you are good to go...

But how does one know if it consents?

 

[UglyCasanova]

#treetoo

 

[Zeze]

Murderous rage +4

 

[UglyCasanova]

 

[Newbian]

 

[dasherHampton]

I wish I knew how to post gifs because this thread really calls for either the Jeff Goldblum Jurassic park one or the Nathan Fillion Serenity one.