Ebola victims rising from the dead!

blake0812

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Grab your rifles boys, it's time to head innawoods!


http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/ente...the-dead-causing-fear-among-african-villagers

Villagers believe two female victims of the killer disease have been resurrected and are now walking among the living. Panic is spreading across an African community after reports that two Ebola victims have risen from the dead. The victims, both females in their 40s and 60s, died of the deadly virus in separate communities in Nimba County, Liberia. But according to reports in a local newspaper, the pair have reportedly been resurrected and are now walking among the living, causing panic and fear among locals. The New Dawn Nimba County said the late Dorris Quoi of Hope Village Community and the second victim identified as Ma Kebeh, in her late 60s, were about to be taken for burial when they rose from the dead. Ma Kebeh had been indoors for two nights without food and medication before her alleged death. Nimba County has recently reported unusual news of Ebola cases, including one about a native doctor from the county, who claimed that he could cure infected victims, dying of the virus himself last week. Since the Ebola outbreak in Nimba County, this is the first incident of dead victims resurrecting, the paper said. The Ebola outbreak has already killed around 2,800 people in five West African countries this year while an estimated 5,800 people have been infected with the virus, which has no known cure. America’s respected Centres for Disease Control and Prevention has predicted there could be up to 1.4million cases of deadly Ebola by the end of January. The CDC, which successfully treated two US doctors infected with the disease, released the worrying report based on assumptions that cases have been dramatically under reported. The Centre’s scientists believe there may be as many as 21,000 reported and unreported cases in just Liberia and Sierra Leone alone by the end of this month. The World Health Organisation has already warned the number of people infected with the Ebola could reach 20,000 by the beginning of November if steps to contain the outbreak are not accelerated.
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Genx87

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So this is how it starts.

Seriously though. They are more terrified of supposed zombies than Ebola?
 

blake0812

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So this is how it starts.

Seriously though. They are more terrified of supposed zombies than Ebola?

They bathe their own dead and believe the white man made the Ebola to scare them. Hell if you told them that they would be immortal if they ate rocks they'd probably believe it.
 

Newell Steamer

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Liberals have no shame,.. they are not only allowing an African virus INTO the US, via the southern border,.. but, they are using said virus to raise the dead,..

:hmm:

,... probably to have them vote,..

:hmm: * 2
 

Jaskalas

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They bathe their own dead and believe the white man made the Ebola to scare them. Hell if you told them that they would be immortal if they ate rocks they'd probably believe it.

We should bring Democracy to them!
 

blake0812

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Liberals have no shame,.. they are not only allowing an African virus INTO the US, via the southern border,.. but, they are using said virus to raise the dead,..

:hmm:

,... probably to have them vote,..

:hmm: * 2

"You only hate the new president because he's dead!" :biggrin:
 

SlickSnake

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And liberals thought there would be no divine punishment for supporting same-sex marriage.:sneaky:

Your laughable failure at comedy is almost as epic as your abject failure to promote your Neo-Nazi, KKK, Stormfront agenda around here.

You really need to find a much less intelligent forum to post your lunatic toaster lover ravings on.
 

UberNeuman

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Your laughable failure at comedy is almost as epic as your abject failure to promote your Neo-Nazi, KKK, Stormfront agenda around here.

You really need to find a much less intelligent forum to post your lunatic toaster lover ravings on.

"When there's no more room in hell, men married to their toasters will walk the earth."
 

Greenman

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Time to dig out the shotgun and tune up the chain saw. This is going to be fuckin epic.
 

Whiskey16

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Now you know why nobody cares about Africa.
Insensitive, uncivilised, immoral, and generalising supremacists bigots such as yourself clearly don't.

Damn, this ill forum. A line of as wrote above is sadly far too regularly justified... No hyperbole necessary, when calling a spade spade.
 

Harabec

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Insensitive, uncivilised, immoral, and generalising supremacists bigots such as yourself clearly don't.

Damn, this ill forum. A line of as wrote above is sadly far too regularly justified... No hyperbole necessary, when calling a spade spade.

I laugh at your sorry little anti-semitic ass. How much are you offended by my mere existence? Hah.
Your usual nonsense has no place in a funny zombie apocalypse thread. :)
 

MongGrel

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"When there's no more room in hell, men married to their toasters will walk the earth."

:)

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