eBay Star Wars Auction

[Analog]

interesting

 

[darkxshade]

gold 🙂

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: TheAdvocate
Shens.

Seems entirely made up. Plus wtf is up with his other auction??

Seems dubious.

I thought the same thing. Seems like he's the type that WISHES this would happen to him :disgust:

lets get 100 people to bid over 10,000... each person pitches in to the top bigger and splits the 100 grand 😛

lets run this sucka for his money!

 

See, when you catch your girl cheating on you, that's the time to capitalize and make her do all the dirtiest sex acts you ever wanted.

Then dump the bitch.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

I can relate to the dude... I also came home one day to find my ex riding some pansy friend of hers. They were also on the couch.

So kudos to him for kicking that biatch out. But as for his previous remarks? Not cool. But obviously, he knows way more about it than he had time to write; so who knows.

 

[imported_KuJaX]

now that is fun

 

[chuckywang]

So anyways....I need a woman who can appreciate a man that doesn't own a 1999 Purple Kia Sportage, one that still isn't a waiter at Bennigans at the age of 25-28 (age unknown), one whose name isn't Barry, and one that will not buy me only a $5 gift (a toy at that) for my 30th bday. Every time I look at this figure, I want to go strangle this stupid bitch for just being a dumb woman.

I don't get the last one....did the guy the g/f was humping buy him a $5 star wars gift? I don't think so. That last part about "one that will not buy me only a $5 gift is misleading".

 

[tommywishbone]

Sweat... I mean sweet.

 

[tfcmasta97]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So anyways....I need a woman who can appreciate a man that doesn't own a 1999 Purple Kia Sportage, one that still isn't a waiter at Bennigans at the age of 25-28 (age unknown), one whose name isn't Barry, and one that will not buy me only a $5 gift (a toy at that) for my 30th bday. Every time I look at this figure, I want to go strangle this stupid bitch for just being a dumb woman.

I don't get the last one....did the guy the g/f was humping buy him a $5 star wars gift? I don't think so. That last part about "one that will not buy me only a $5 gift is misleading".

I need a woman who.... will not buy me only a $5 gift (a toy at that) for my 30th bday

what is there not to understand?

 

[jelkukipik]

hehe

 

[Cattlegod]

not a star wars fan but his ebay ID is drunk_wookiee

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

LOL, awesome :laugh:

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97

Originally posted by: chuckywang
So anyways....I need a woman who can appreciate a man that doesn't own a 1999 Purple Kia Sportage, one that still isn't a waiter at Bennigans at the age of 25-28 (age unknown), one whose name isn't Barry, and one that will not buy me only a $5 gift (a toy at that) for my 30th bday. Every time I look at this figure, I want to go strangle this stupid bitch for just being a dumb woman.

I don't get the last one....did the guy the g/f was humping buy him a $5 star wars gift? I don't think so. That last part about "one that will not buy me only a $5 gift is misleading".

I need a woman who can appreciate a man who will not buy me only a $5 gift (a toy at that) for my 30th bday

what is there not to understand?

FIXED.

 

[SilentZero]

Best Ebay auction i've read in a while.

 

[redgtxdi]

When you read the first page of this thread, you realize how much.......IGNORANCE IS BLISS!!!!!!!

Same folks interpreting this auction without reading the part where this chick is buckin' another guy on THIS GUY'S own couch & comin' to the conclusion that this guy's an arse are the same ones who interpret almost everything you read on SNOPES as gospel..............LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Mo0o]

ahahhahaha hilarious

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: DrumminBoy

Originally posted by: Agnostos Insania
Awesome, but sad.

agreed

 

[ballmode]

Man I feel bad for the girl because she went out of her way to throw a themed party. But what she did after the party was not good. Now I don't feel so bad.

 

[Crono]

oops, I didn't read the entire thing, just skimmed 😱 Learned my lesson...