eBay seller wants me to be Saved, I guess

[conjur]

Won an auction on eBay and in the pkg was a little paper book titled:

Personal Bible
Verses of Comfort Assurance Salvation.

Gee...thanks.

 

[minendo]

Send him a thank you book.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: conjur
Won an auction on eBay and in the pkg was a little paper book titled:

Personal Bible
Verses of Comfort Assurance Salvation.

Gee...thanks.

Give him a negative.

 

[hawkeye81x]

May the lord bless you child

I'm been offered many pocket book of verses and had to refuse them.
I guess this is one way to force it.

 

[Viper GTS]

Send him a return package with a stack of the nastiest porno mags you can find.

Old chicks, plumpers, etc.

Viper GTS

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Or pagan rites texts. Or just write one yourself.

you just need

Pentagram
Blood of animal
dancing followers
flames


make a ritual.

 

[MattCo]

Or you could just throw it way. No need to be vindictive.

-MC

 

[FracturedSoul]

Get a copy of the Satanic Bible and say "Thanks but no thanks, I have already found my true lord and savior."

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Send him a return package with a stack of the nastiest porno mags you can find.

Old chicks, plumpers, etc.

Viper GTS

That is sooo mean!

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

Originally posted by: MattCo
Or you could just throw it way. No need to be vindictive. -MC

Thank you.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Send him a return package with a stack of the nastiest porno mags you can find.

Old chicks, plumpers, etc.

Viper GTS

That is sooo mean!

heh heh...ooooo

Satanic old plumpers!!!

:evil:


BTW, I did leave my normal positive feedback. Got here two days before I thought it would.

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Send him a return package with a stack of the nastiest porno mags you can find.

Old chicks, plumpers, etc.

Viper GTS

lol

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: MattCo
Or you could just throw it way. No need to be vindictive.

-MC

he probably didn't want to throw it away, bad karma and all, that's why he sent it in a package.

I always refuse bible given to me and such that way I don't feel bad for throwing them away later.