Easiest way to...

[SSSnail]

Get a crazy stalker to leave us the hell alone?

There's this crazy stalker that my SO and I know through accidental acquaintance that keeps stalking us. Now, this is one crazy ass troll (in every sense); short, fat, ugly AND obnoxious. I heard through the mutual friend that the bitch got a crazy case of deadly infatuation, she ate the last subject that she stalk.

We've tried everything, from professional troll hunters, to get rid of all the troll baits around the house, to burning it with fire, nothing helped. Anyone got any other ideas? I just want to be left alone... HALP!!!

 

[Fayd]

i suggest a large billygoat.

 

[Turin39789]

Just report the guy to the police that moderate your area. Surely they will be able to see the problem and correct it in a timely matter.

 

[SSSnail]

The police tried tasing it too, didn't work.

 

[TecHNooB]

Tell said stalker you're poor.

 

[pontifex]

whats the easiest way to get people to stop posting stupid unfunny parody threads?

 

[Oil]

Show stalker this bad parody thread

 

[MoPHo]

You may need a Mod to intervene and ban said troll if things are getting this bad.

 

[Fayd]

fake a russian accent, yell "get out of here stalker!".

 

[darkswordsman17]

If it wasn't for the description I'd ask if their name was Joe Davola.