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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Sir Fredrick
*yawn* can I be supreme dictator? Or at least Secretary of Cheese?

*wham* The Secretary of Cheese is a sacred position... one that could never be held by infidels like you.
 

DaiShan

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Yes, crush the infidels!

What exactly are the duties and responsibilities of the minister of cheese?
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: DaiShan
Yes, crush the infidels!

What exactly are the duties and responsibilities of the minister of cheese?

Promoting and encouraging cheese awareness... lobbying for the end of cheese discrimination in employment practices... helping to promote the overall goals and welfare of cheese everywhere.

Anything else? ;)
 

DaiShan

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Oh, I get it now, but is the Minister of Cheese in charge of all cheeses, or only the main cheeses? Is goat cheese included in this description?
 

SpecialEd

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damn it, i'm gone for one morning and I missed my chance to run for Minister of Cheese...
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: DaiShan
Oh, I get it now, but is the Minister of Cheese in charge of all cheeses, or only the main cheeses? Is goat cheese included in this description?

All cheeses, unless they have filed for "Cheese Minister Autonomy" (CMA), are under the jurisdiction of the Minister of Cheese (MoC). Those who have filed for CMA are still under the extended authority of the MoC, but enjoy an amount of self-governance combined with increased responsibility and administrative duties.

Goat cheese is actually a break-away sect; they are technically still under the authority, laws and regulations employed by the MoC, but generally do not hold to those rules in every day matters.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: SpecialEd
damn it, i'm gone for one morning and I missed my chance to run for Minister of Cheese...

It's a coveted position, no doubt. Give it time... when the current MoC's position is up, be ready and fight for it!

You can dooo ittt! :D
 

Sir Fredrick

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I think I would make a good Secretary of Cheese. I have always, and will continue to promote cheese awareness.

I even have a religion called "dudeism" in which cheese is sacred. We sacrifice sacred meatloaves to the cheese god, and this pleases her.
 

SpecialEd

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Originally posted by: SpecialEd
damn it, i'm gone for one morning and I missed my chance to run for Minister of Cheese...
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It's a coveted position, no doubt. Give it time... when the current MoC's position is up, be ready and fight for it!

You can dooo ittt! :D


I'll be ready! There is nothing like the power of Cheese:D
 

LaBang

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I'm awake but just so that i can write an essay that is due at 4pm. I'll be the head "ATOT Slacker".