Dumped right before the proposal

[judasmachine]

I was in the middle of updating my livejournal discussing how I wished to change my life, and one of the things on my list was to propose to my girlfriend of three years. She was coming down (she lives in a town 40 miles away) tomorrow and I was going to ask her to marry me. Well as I said I was just updating my livejournal saying all this, when I get an email notification, so I go check it. It's from her (Jennifer) and I read it and it says she doesn't want anything permenant. So I call her to ask what she meant. She broke up with me.

I'm 100% schmuck!

 

[CrackRabbit]

At least it wasnt afterwards

- M4H

 

[TallBill]

wow, 3 year relationship ended on phone/email..

 

[Gunslinger08]

Look at it this way, atleast she didn't break up with you after you proposed.. saved you some dignity.

 

[n0cmonkey]

That's lame. Fuck'er mom.

 

[ed21x]

yeah, it could've been worse... like breaking it apart after the proposal.

edit- dang... people are fast

 

[Toastedlightly]

*NO COMMENT*

 

[Platypus]

what kind of cünt dumps you over the phone?

 

[BlamoHammer]

Here you go

 

[midwestfisherman]

Wow, that sucks.

 

[BigJ]

I advise you to drink...heavily.

 

[spidey07]

That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

 

[dethman]

wow. read that one wrong. sorry.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

ouch, sucks, but life goes on, eh?

 

[her209]

Propose to her sister.

 

[judasmachine]

I don't even like the whole institution of marriage, I don't see why I need God and Governments' permission to live with the one I love, and have a 'valid' relationship. But for her I was going to do it. Like I said I'm a schmuck. Any beer lying around? Mail it to me, I need every one I can get.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on fvk.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on complete bitch.

fixed

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on fvk.

how'd you get so lucky. mine gets stuck on headache whenever i want to fvck.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on fvk.

how'd you get so lucky. mine gets stuck on headache whenever i want to fvck.

RMA it and hope for a newer model.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
I don't even like the whole institution of marriage, I don't see why I need God and Governments' permission to live with the one I love, and have a 'valid' relationship. But for her I was going to do it. Like I said I'm a schmuck. Any beer lying around? Mail it to me, I need every one I can get.

:beer:

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on fvk.

how'd you get so lucky. mine gets stuck on headache whenever i want to fvck.

RMA it and hope for a newer model.

reivioson 2.0A fixes that minor glitch

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
what kind of cünt dumps you over the phone?

Mine did it over the phone too.

 

[warcrow]

Sorry to hear that, bud. 🙁

You know, if the girl broke up with you via email, she wanst worth your attention anyways. Seriously.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: spidey07
That's what they do.

They are only good for two things - screwing and cleaning.

Best of luck to you.

What button do you press to get themto clean? Mine is always stuck on fvk.

how'd you get so lucky. mine gets stuck on headache whenever i want to fvck.

RMA it and hope for a newer model.

reivioson 2.0A fixes that minor glitch

I was lucky with my 1.0. Managed to flash it to 1.1 just fine. Should be able to hold out until I get desperate for an upgrade.