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Dumbest things you have ever said to the opposite sex when drunk

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
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You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
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True, just not the culture at my in-law's house, unfortunately. 😉
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
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You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
Click to expand...
True, just not the culture at my in-law's house, unfortunately. 😉
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Wonder if it's a compliment in any culture to want to have sex with both sisters and the mother at the same time?
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
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You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
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You know in some circles of American society this would easily become a 3some.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
Click to expand...

You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
Click to expand...

You know in some circles of American society this would easily become a 3some.
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Only if you are in Kentucky and West Virginia and they are your sisters


:Q
 
"So you and your friends look like they are having a good time, and I was thinking you'd like to get to know me better."
"If you need someone to drive you home, my friend is our designated driver and we could make out during the ride."
"I bet I could lick that birthmark right off your neck."

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
 
I don't remember what I said to elicit the response, but the girl who was drop dead gorgeous with a perfect body replied, "I'm not too young, I'm 18."

I didn't figure out what she meant until I was sober. (I was 21 or 22 at the time)
 
Originally posted by: kranky
"So you and your friends look like they are having a good time, and I was thinking you'd like to get to know me better."
"If you need someone to drive you home, my friend is our designated driver and we could make out during the ride."
"I bet I could lick that birthmark right off your neck."

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
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And unbelievably, we have an actual competitor for:

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
"will you marry me?"

followed closely by "i do"

j/k
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Originally posted by: kranky

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
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OMG, I've never been THAT drunk...

You are my new hero of the day 🙂
 
Originally posted by: kranky

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
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NOOOO!!!!! Damn, drinking screwed up your "she wants to fvck" sensor! Sad.. 😉
 
Originally posted by: Mnementh
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
Click to expand...
You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
Click to expand...
True, just not the culture at my in-law's house, unfortunately. 😉
Click to expand...
Wonder if it's a compliment in any culture to want to have sex with both sisters and the mother at the same time?
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Next time I get drunjk there, I'll ask and let you know how it works out.
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: kranky

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
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NOOOO!!!!! Damn, drinking screwed up your "she wants to fvck" sensor! Sad.. 😉
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pwnd.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
Click to expand...
You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
Click to expand...
You know in some circles of American society this would easily become a 3some.
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Meh.. I'm still holding out for the whole 3some thing, but not with sisters, it doesn't seem as sexy, just wrong. Fortunately, I haven't been that drunk around my wife and her best friends.. 😉
 
Originally posted by: kranky
"So you and your friends look like they are having a good time, and I was thinking you'd like to get to know me better."
"If you need someone to drive you home, my friend is our designated driver and we could make out during the ride."
"I bet I could lick that birthmark right off your neck."

Me: No more drinks for me, or I might do something I'll regret tomorrow.
<She buys me another drink>
Me: You want to go back to the dorm after this drink?
Her: That's a good idea, it's almost last call.
Me: I might only be able to make it as far as your room.
Her: Yeah, OK.
Me: Is your roommate there?
Her: She went home for the weekend.
Me: Think I could crash in her bed?
Her: Welllll.... I don't think you ought to be sleeping in her bed.
Me (irritated): Fine. I'll head back to my dorm then. Later.
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bwahahaahaa thats funny sh!t!!.


I've had plenty of dumb drunk things I've done and said, thats a big part of why I barley get drunk anymore.
 
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Mnementh
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
Click to expand...
You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
Click to expand...
True, just not the culture at my in-law's house, unfortunately. 😉
Click to expand...
Wonder if it's a compliment in any culture to want to have sex with both sisters and the mother at the same time?
Click to expand...
Next time I get drunjk there, I'll ask and let you know how it works out.
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Just subscribed to this thread I really want to hear this 🙂 <drool>

J/K heh
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"Ya know, I'd like to fvck you and your sister at the same time." <-- Said to my wife's sister, right before I hurled.
Click to expand...

You know in some cultures that would be considered a compliment... 😉
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like which one exactly ???
 
<--- awaiting luvya to come in here and win the title of "Dumbest things you have ever said to the opposite sex when drunk". Seriously, now that I remember that... it beats "Will you marry me?" by a long shot.
 
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