Dumbest thing you've done when drunk?

[j0lly]

<< this one time i kept grabbing this girls ass...i dont think she liked it.. >>

 

[Maximin]

drive

 

[wnied]

Stuck my head out of the 15th floor of an apartment complex and blew chunx all over a few people sitting down at the stoop(by accident of course)....they didnt know what floor we were on and were looking for the better part of the night for me...I'm guessing they wanted to thank me personally for my contribution to their vomit shower.

~wnied~

 

[Looney]

I did some valium when i was incarcerated, and did enough to 'black out' and not know what i was doing. Next day, people were telling me some of the things i did... one of which is pressing the emergency button (the one in my cell) that is in each cell (to call the guards incase something happens), and having the guards come running to my cell, and needing people trying to explain it away to save my ass.

Another time was making out with a friend's gf... we were both drunk, and i was taking her upstairs to pass out... she asked me to lay down with her because she didn't want to be alone, i obliged. I still dont' exactly remember what happened, but my penis ended up in her mouth. That's when i realized something was wrong and left.

Another time was going to a club on my bday... i got so drunk that as i was walking across the dancefloor, i hurled. Splashed on a couple of guys legs (i aimed down at least). They got pissed, and one of them knocked me out. I got up 10 secs later, and saw a huge fight... apparently my friends fought back, and as i got up, i saw a few guys stomping on the guys head that knocked me out. I went over to stomp on him too, and on the second stomp on his head, i slipped (imagine stomping something round and hard while you can barely keep your balance) and hit my head on the ground too.

I'm sure there are more, but that's all i can remember at this time. I've pretty much gave up drinking now, it was only a social thing for me anyways... except for the occassional beer with a nice steak, or glass of wine for dinner.

Lots of good things happened while i was drunk too though... more good than bad infact.

 

[Looney]

unzipped and took piss -- right in front of a large, crowded restaurant window.

Got bored so i started reading the thread... LOL! I pissed in a friend's parent's plant because teh washroom was busy.

I also puked in a bathroom sink because i didn't want to stick my head in that toilet (one of the first time getting drunk actually, so i didn't know what would happen), and clogged it up. He freaked in the morning when the stuff had congealed and started to harden on the side.

I'm actually a 'happy' drunk too. I don't get angry or mean (like some people i know), although sometimes i can get depressed (and become really melodramatic) if there are people depressing me.

 

[xyyz]

wokeup at a stranger's house in west hollywood... sleeping on rags...

 

[AdamDuritz99]

ha, nice timing,i think last night was the worst i've ever been. i was taking shots of bacardi, and a lot of other stuff. i took like 10 shots of stuff. i find out today that about half of those shot's were pickle juice. i couldn't even tell.... i'm an idiot!!!!
oh well

peace
sean

 

[polotek147]

I'd say trying to put together a computer while intoxicated. I had to build one for a client, and it was quite fun. They didn't complain about it. Worked like a charm. I noticed that I'm less meticulous than normal, especially when piecing together a computer.

 

[Siddhartha]

It was my birthday and I had been celebrating all day. I had just gotten to the party and this very attractive woman I did not know started chatting me up. I could not make out what she was saying but she was acting like she was really interested in me. So I asked her if she wanted to go for a walk which she agree to. About a block away from the party we started to neck or maybe I tried to neck. She saw a car drive by and said "Where is Dean going in my car?" I asked her how she knew Dean? (Dean was my room mate). She said that she was his date from out of town.

The implications of what I had done made through my drunken fog and we returned to the party. A friend pulled me aside and told me that Susan was pissed off and had left. At the time Susan was my girlfriend. Apparently she was about three feet away when I had left my birthday party that she organized with a strange woman and did not return after 30 minutes.

 

[tm37]

I once got wasted and did an ugly chick.


That was kinda the end of heavy drinkin for me!

 

[PsychoAndy]

Played baseball with soda cans in the middle of my front lawn. Pretty tame compared to all y'alls...

 

[UberNeuman]

I and my lady at the time were drunk and we were talking - somehow we got on the subject of people we'd like to sleep with... She asked me if I would like to sleep with a friend of hers... I said, "yes." She said, "What!" and PUNCHED me... Needless to say, that relationship was short-lived - never got to sleep with her friend either.

Another stupid thing I did was that I got so drunk one night that I heaved this up... I guess you are what you eat, Clairice...

 

[serialb]

<< I once got wasted and did an ugly chick.


That was kinda the end of heavy drinkin for me!
>>



I bet you will quit drinking when you see that chick again.

I once dove into the sea off the pier when I was drunk. I almost drown myself... It got me sober right away though.

EDIT: ROFLMAO, good one UN . Someone should host all those amazing Photoshop pics.

 

[phatcow]

one time when i was wasted and high, i was having sex and i kept toppling over.

 

[mdennison]

Man o man....i could go on forever with this one. Lets see....totalled my new car after two weeks when i was 16(didn't get a ticket because wrecked it in my friends driveway)...allowed an ex that i hate to stay the night...

Has anyone tried to take a leak while driving down the road? uhhh...me either...

 

[Kenny0829]

Read this thread, and I don't know, I'll hear about last night later today.
At least I'm home and Intact, I think, won't know till I sober up, but it's Sunday, and I think I'll have a beer.

 

[kami]

<< had a bit too much last night. I couldn't remember anything that happened after my last shot of tequila. My previous "dumbest thing" was emailing a chick that I sort of knew and telling her that I liked her and stuff. My new "dumbest thing" happened last night. When I woke up this morning, I noticed a blister right in the middle of my hand. I had no idea what happened or how it got there. I talked to one of the girls and showed her the blister. She told me that I put out cigarettes on my hand. Atleast when I did it I didn't flinch or anything >>


I also got too drunk last night. But something tells me it was more than just the booze because I have drank more before and didn't get sick. I puked my brains out....and there's a span of about 1 hour where i can't remember anything. I brought 12 beers (5.5% alc) but only remember drinking 6 or 7 (in a pretty short period of time)...either I drank the rest while drunk or someone stole them. Either way, I am still pretty sure it was more than the booze that got me sick...could've been the bad cafeteria food. On my way home I felt totally fine and I woke up without a hangover. I also got a nasty scar on the underside of my forearm, near the elbow. No idea how it got there. There was something more to this (drink spiking?) because I know that I didn't drink enough to get that wasted.

 

[Argo]

I've done plenty of dumb things, you guys tell me which is the dumbest.

Stole Taco Bell sign, got stopped by the police and had to put the sign back.
Stole big construction sign, and sneaked it into the dorms
Cheated on my girlfriend, and ended up breaking up with her, cause I didn't want to lie.
Went to the roof of 16 story building, and almost fell down.
Stuck my speakers outside the window, and started blasting papa roach at 1am.
Was riding up and down the elevetor with a friend, offering people free drinks, but carding them before they enter.
Went all the way to manhattan to get a slice of pizza at 4am.
Puked my brains out multiple times.
Went to random girl's dorm-rooms and started a conversation.

 

[Nemesis77]

I think the stories on this thread should be collected in to a book. The title of that book would be "Don't drink, or else..."

 

[TripleJ]

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a wanker.

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your head in.

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name and/or species you can't remember).

Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big guy named Franz.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.

Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

 

[DDad]

Lets see:

Went Bungee Jumping
Picked up Gal who wanted to know "what sort of nut goes bungee jumping"
Married her


Now I hope the thread doesn't turn int o "Dumbest Thing ever done when Sober"