Dumbest thing you've done when drunk?

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Spoooon

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I had a bit too much last night. I couldn't remember anything that happened after my last shot of tequila. My previous "dumbest thing" was emailing a chick that I sort of knew and telling her that I liked her and stuff. My new "dumbest thing" happened last night. When I woke up this morning, I noticed a blister right in the middle of my hand. I had no idea what happened or how it got there. I talked to one of the girls and showed her the blister. She told me that I put out cigarettes on my hand. Atleast when I did it I didn't flinch or anything. :)

I know some of you guys are pretty hard core, so my story might be a bit tame. Let's hear yours. :)
 
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<< this one time i kept grabbing this girls ass...i dont think she liked it.. >>



who cares...? not YOU i bet :p
 
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Ronstang

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The dumbest thing I've ever done when drunk is drive, and believe me of all the possible stupid things you can do when drunk driving is by far the dumbest!
 
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Gotten 3 girls' phone numbers and not written their names with them:eek:
 
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Aquaman

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The dumbest thing I've ever done was to go one for one drinking with one of my buddies. It was the first time I ever drank....... he was 5'5' 120 I was 6' 240........ he got so pissed and my other friends thought that we should bring him to a room in the basement so that he could recover. What they didn't know was I also pissed (we both had around 15 drinks........ remember this was our first time and we were mixing) and I offered to bring him down. I firemans carried him (his gut on my shoulder) and as we were going down the stairs I hit his head on the walls about 3 time. Then 3 steps before we were at the bottom I dropped him on the floor & ran into the next room laughing my @ss off. Meanwhile my buddy up chucked on the owners brand new stain master carpet (that stuff really works great with red wine).

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
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GoldenBear

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<<

<< Dumbest thing you've done when drunk? >>


your sister >>

The thread asked the dumbest thing YOU'VE done while drunk.
 
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Spoooon

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<< your sister >>


I don't have a sister. I do have a brother though but I'm afraid he doesn't swing your way. :(
 
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SUBxWRX

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I dont remember the dumbest thing i've done when drunk but I do remember when I once got high and I got lost in a movies theater for 30 minutes after going to the restroom....
 
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SackOfAllTrades

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<< I don't have a sister. I do have a brother though but I'm afraid he doesn't swing your way. >>


damn who was that then?

oh and Goldenbear...wrestling is fake.
 
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<<

<< I don't have a sister. I do have a brother though but I'm afraid he doesn't swing your way. >>


damn who was that then?

oh and Goldenbear...wrestling is fake. >>




bwahaha, you did his mother without knowing it!!!! :)



But wrestling IS fake...
 
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TripleJ

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Shout at someone. Hmmm, pretty lame I know, but I just don't go crazy with piss. I calm down more than anything.
 
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xchangx

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One thing I don't understand.... you do these things and then you drink again? Is it worth it? Also, why do most of you guys drink... honestly. I used to drink in high school, and that was just to fit in. You know... I wanted friends. Why do you?

I"m not bashing anyone, I have a lot of friends that drink and I just don't get it.


Chang
 
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Pyroclazm

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well i had a huge ass house party.....got really drunk..... got a penis drawn on my face.... and kicked in the balls... a friend sittin here just told me bout it... i dont really remember it but thats prob a good thing....
 
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The only time i've really drunk enough to not be in control of myself was when I was in college in Atlanta; Buckhead is a district that anyone from the area knows is the main strip for bars and nightclubs. At Lulu's Bait Shack me and my friend split a "fishbowl" (just what it sounds like -- filled with alcoholic punch); we're big enough guys, but the alchohol in the fishbowl (which is meant for around 4-6 people and comes with around that many straws) didn't mesh well with the dark rum and pizza from the pre-partying. yeah, so that was dumn in itself, i guess; i wasn't too experienced with drinking to get drunk at that point.
Among the several other dumb things I did that night (actually these were stories told back to me the next day, since i don't remember much of anything) I grabbed lots of T&A [NOT my style!], hugged a cop, and unzipped and took piss -- right in front of a large, crowded restaurant window. I was lucky to get home without spending a night in jail. not really drunk much since then!:eek:
 
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SackOfAllTrades

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<< One thing I don't understand.... you do these things and then you drink again? Is it worth it? Also, why do most of you guys drink... honestly. I used to drink in high school, and that was just to fit in. You know... I wanted friends. Why do you? >>



i started drinking to get drunk just for curiousity. after that, i turned 21 and started hitting the bars. i have fun at bars because everyone seems so laid back there, the alcohol definitely loosens some of these people up. plus i'm a friendly, happy drunk so i make friends really quick when i'm drunk. now i don't get drunk to the point of stupidity, i drink to get really buzzed.
 
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GoldenBear

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<< plus i'm a friendly, happy drunk so i make friends really quick when i'm drunk. >>

You mean you make friends quickly when others are drunk?
 
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Sugadaddy

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<<

<< plus i'm a friendly, happy drunk so i make friends really quick when i'm drunk. >>

You mean you make friends quickly when others are drunk? >>



Do you even know what a friend is?



YOU SUCK!!!

;)
 
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SackOfAllTrades

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<< << plus i'm a friendly, happy drunk so i make friends really quick when i'm drunk. >>

You mean you make friends quickly when others are drunk? >>


i'm guessing reading comprehension isn't your forte...

Sugadaddy, don't hurt me! :eek:
 
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Texmaster

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<<

<< plus i'm a friendly, happy drunk so i make friends really quick when i'm drunk. >>

You mean you make friends quickly when others are drunk? >>

\\

LOL

*Reaches out hand to Sack of all Trades* oh man let me help you up.
 
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Pyroclazm

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whoa...... some people dont understand drinking.... on the other hand some do.... dont bash it...

you knobs..... the title says.......

Dumbest thing you've done when drunk?

so if you havent been drunk and done something stupid do not post its just that easy......

lick me :)
 
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yobarman

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<< One thing I don't understand.... you do these things and then you drink again? Is it worth it? Also, why do most of you guys drink... honestly. I used to drink in high school, and that was just to fit in. You know... I wanted friends. Why do you?

I"m not bashing anyone, I have a lot of friends that drink and I just don't get it.


Chang >>




you know what, it's just fun to get fvcked up
 
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