Dumb things that women do that defy common sense and practicality

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
eat salads and other inferior rabbit feed

I dated a girl that said the same thing. We were out dinner and ordering meals, and I asked her if she wanted a salad and she replied "do i look like a rabbit to you?"

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Some of the bashing in this thread is really over the top.

At least be logical yourselves. 😕

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Speaking. Women don't need to speak to be useful.

Originally posted by: Gothgar
This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.

Originally posted by: sash1
leaving the kitchen

Don't get your boxers in a bunch, the thread is about women.









:shocked:

:wine:

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Some of the bashing in this thread is really over the top.

At least be logical yourselves. 😕

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Speaking. Women don't need to speak to be useful.

Originally posted by: Gothgar
This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.

Originally posted by: sash1
leaving the kitchen

Where's my sandwich?!? :|

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
eat salads and other inferior rabbit feed

I dated a girl that said the same thing. We were out dinner and ordering meals, and I asked her if she wanted a salad and she replied "do i look like a rabbit to you?"

Yes. Now hop on over here and let me grab those ears.

 

[Squisher]

Turn up a thermostat higher than what they want so as to get warm faster.

 

[CKent]

Everything between waking up in the morning and going to sleep at night.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Some of the bashing in this thread is really over the top.

At least be logical yourselves. 😕

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Speaking. Women don't need to speak to be useful.

Originally posted by: Gothgar
This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.

Originally posted by: sash1
leaving the kitchen

Don't get your boxers in a bunch, the thread is about women.









:shocked:

:wine:

i'd post a picture of me in a pair of VS boyshorts to show you they aren't in a bunch, but... forget it.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Some of the bashing in this thread is really over the top.

At least be logical yourselves. 😕

Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Speaking. Women don't need to speak to be useful.

Originally posted by: Gothgar
This list would be shorter, and actually possible to make if it were: Things women do that are actually logical and make sense.

Originally posted by: sash1
leaving the kitchen

Don't get your boxers in a bunch, the thread is about women.









:shocked:

:wine:

i'd post a picture of me in a pair of VS boyshorts to show you they aren't in a bunch, but... forget it.

Tease.

 

[KeithTalent]

Shit like this:

"listen, I'm pissed off but I can't really wrap my head around why, so that is why I don't really feel like talking. I think its cause I'm being irrational and I have no right to mad at you, but I am anyways, so that is why I want to leave things alone, whatever is going on with me I'll get over."

KT

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i'd post a picture of me in a pair of VS boyshorts to show you they aren't in a bunch, but... forget it.

Total bullshit you would.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i'd post a picture of me in a pair of VS boyshorts to show you they aren't in a bunch, but... forget it.

Total bullshit you would.

you've probably already seen it. 😛

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
we love you too. mostly because you're you think you're so perfect. :heart:

LOl I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent guy. NO reason for my GF to call me at 1Am and when i don't answer yell at me the next day on the phone

"where the fuck were you last night I called and you didn't answer!"
"umm when did you call?"
"Does it matter when I called? I called around 1 and you didn't pick up"
"Well, I was aslee..."
"Bullshit, you never go to sleep that early"
"Well I did last night"
"I bet you were off fucking some other girl"

what KILLS me is she acts like I'm some super stud who could get any woman I want, she gives me way too much credit lol.

Regardless of it it's 3PM or 3AM if she calls I'm to answer. Doesn't matter if I answer 99/100 calls, because that one I miss is always the most mother fucking important call where she actually needed to talk to me.

If I answer it's whatever, but the times I do miss the call for some reason it's always some big fucking deal. The moral I've learned is simple, I can't win lol.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: moshquerade
we love you too. mostly because you're you think you're so perfect. :heart:

LOl I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent guy. NO reason for my GF to call me at 1Am and when i don't answer yell at me the next day on the phone

"where the fuck were you last night I called and you didn't answer!"
"umm when did you call?"
"Does it matter when I called? I called around 1 and you didn't pick up"
"Well, I was aslee..."
"Bullshit, you never go to sleep that early"
"Well I did last night"
"I bet you were off fucking some other girl"

what KILLS me is she acts like I'm some super stud who could get any woman I want, she gives me way too much credit lol.

Regardless of it it's 3PM or 3AM if she calls I'm to answer. Doesn't matter if I answer 99/100 calls, because that one I miss is always the most mother fucking important call where she actually needed to talk to me.

If I answer it's whatever, but the times I do miss the call for some reason it's always some big fucking deal. The moral I've learned is simple, I can't win lol.

Run. Fast. And far.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Illogical things women do:

1) Shave armpits and legs - Don't get me wrong, I prefer that they continue this one, but you have to admit that it's illogical.
2) Wear makeup - I will never understand why women take so long to make themselves look like they have been airbrushed.
3) Change their hair color monthly - I just don't understand this one.
4) Wear heels - Every woman I've talked with agrees that heels are uncomfortable and difficult to walk in unless the weather is perfect and they stay off of lawns.
5) Wear uncomfortable and non-covering clothing even in winter - If it's cold out, wear slacks or at least a long dress. And what's the deal with these fuzzy half-jackets? Those things cannot possibly be very warm at all.

That's my basic list.

ZV

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: moshquerade
we love you too. mostly because you're you think you're so perfect. :heart:

LOl I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent guy. NO reason for my GF to call me at 1Am and when i don't answer yell at me the next day on the phone

"where the fuck were you last night I called and you didn't answer!"
"umm when did you call?"
"Does it matter when I called? I called around 1 and you didn't pick up"
"Well, I was aslee..."
"Bullshit, you never go to sleep that early"
"Well I did last night"
"I bet you were off fucking some other girl"

what KILLS me is she acts like I'm some super stud who could get any woman I want, she gives me way too much credit lol.

Regardless of it it's 3PM or 3AM if she calls I'm to answer. Doesn't matter if I answer 99/100 calls, because that one I miss is always the most mother fucking important call where she actually needed to talk to me.

If I answer it's whatever, but the times I do miss the call for some reason it's always some big fucking deal. The moral I've learned is simple, I can't win lol.

Nobody EVER needs to be calling me a 1am unless someone died. Ever.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Turn up a thermostat higher than what they want so as to get warm faster.

That's a great one. Then the wonder why it's so damn hot a few minutes later.


My ex MIL used to turn her heat on full blast when she first started her car in the morning. She didn't warm it up, just drove away.

The FIL and I tried to tell her that it just made the car warm up slower and froze her to death in the meantime, but she just kept right on doing it.

 

[tasmanian]

Originally posted by: Squisher
Turn up a thermostat higher than what they want so as to get warm faster.

Or the fact that 70* is too cold. It has to be 75-80*.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: Sawyer
Adding ridiculous and useless pillows to a bed, and on some couches as well

Those can add a lot of visual appeal to your apartment/house. Useful for when you have guests or are trying to sell/rent your place. Otherwise they are great for wiping dirty hands.

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: moshquerade
we love you too. mostly because you're you think you're so perfect. :heart:

LOl I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a decent guy. NO reason for my GF to call me at 1Am and when i don't answer yell at me the next day on the phone

"where the fuck were you last night I called and you didn't answer!"
"umm when did you call?"
"Does it matter when I called? I called around 1 and you didn't pick up"
"Well, I was aslee..."
"Bullshit, you never go to sleep that early"
"Well I did last night"
"I bet you were off fucking some other girl"

what KILLS me is she acts like I'm some super stud who could get any woman I want, she gives me way too much credit lol.

Regardless of it it's 3PM or 3AM if she calls I'm to answer. Doesn't matter if I answer 99/100 calls, because that one I miss is always the most mother fucking important call where she actually needed to talk to me.

If I answer it's whatever, but the times I do miss the call for some reason it's always some big fucking deal. The moral I've learned is simple, I can't win lol.

Nobody EVER needs to be calling me a 1am unless someone died. Ever.

And the GF that calls you at 1AM, if you don't answer. The next time you speak she'll go "well what if it was a life or death emergency, I would have died..." lol.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Nobody EVER needs to be calling me a 1am unless someone died. Ever.

Even then, they'll still be dead in the morning, so...

Originally posted by: tasmanian

Originally posted by: Squisher
Turn up a thermostat higher than what they want so as to get warm faster.

Or the fact that 70* is too cold. It has to be 75-80*.

You're a looney, that's much too warm. 70 is perfect.

But yes, I've scolded my wife before when she forgot to turn it back down once it reached the temperature she wanted it to be.

 

[Ricochet]

After 8 year relationship, drops the bomb on wedding day and runs off with some player she met at her Vegas bachelorette party.

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
we love you too. mostly because you're you think you're so perfect. :heart:

Hahaha.. <3

 

[fallenangel99]

Copying other women such as ordering red wine. I bet most women cant tell the different types of red wine

Just irks me a lot when i go to a bar and restaurant and see these young women (under 30) drinking red wine.. just to be chic and sophisticated

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: fallenangel99
Copying other women such as ordering red wine. I bet most women cant tell the different types of red wine

Just irks me a lot when i go to a bar and restaurant and see these young women (under 30) drinking red wine.. just to be chic and sophisticated

Erm, maybe they just like red wine? 😕

KT

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: fallenangel99
Copying other women such as ordering red wine. I bet most women cant tell the different types of red wine

Just irks me a lot when i go to a bar and restaurant and see these young women (under 30) drinking red wine.. just to be chic and sophisticated

Much as I hate women I have to interject - this one's not gender-specfic. Proof.